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Category: Celebrity Skin
Celebrity Skin: Calvin Harris Shows Major Bulge For Emporio Armani
As a general rule, the Celebrity Skin series is exclusively reserved for famous dudes who show their butts, dongs or a little bit of both. Rules, however, were made to be broken for men like Calvin Harris. The DJ and producer responsible for hits like […]
Celebrity Skin: 25 GIFs Of Mark Ruffalo That Will Make You Cum
Today marks the kick-off for International Masturbate To Mark Ruffalo Week. It’s okay if you’ve never heard of this seven-day jizz extravaganza, because when it comes to holidays, it’s about as legitimate as National Pizza Day or any of the other bullshit occasions you see […]
Celebrity Skin: Ben Affleck’s Dick In “Gone Girl”
After somehow staying under wraps for months, pictures of Ben Affleck‘s dick in Gone Girl have finally arrived on the internet. They made me realize that his wife Jennifer Garner wasn’t exaggerating when she said “you’re welcome” for being generous enough to share it with […]
Celebrity Skin: Charlie Hunnam’s Butt On “Sons Of Anarchy”
It’s a shame Charlie Hunnam dropped out of the Fifty Shades of Grey film adaptation. Much as I love his replacement Jamie Dornan—and freely admit I have no intentions of ever seeing the movie—it wouldn’t have been the worst thing to see some screenshots of […]
Celebrity Skin: Josh Hartnett’s Butt
Josh Hartnett has remained relatively attractive since his heyday in the late ’90s and early ’00s, yet if you asked me to make a list of attractive people, I probably wouldn’t think to jot his name down without a reminder. I’d compare him to Orlando […]
Celebrity Skin: Russell Tovey’s Butt On “Looking”
I think my TV is still steaming from the season one finale of HBO’s homo-drama Looking. My relationship with the show has been lukewarm for the most part, but as a good gay, I’ve stuck with my new friends Patrick, Agustin and Dom. In classic […]
Celebrity Skin: Daniel Radcliffe’s Butt In A Gay Sex Scene
As a fan of shorter men, Daniel Radcliffe is kind of my wet dream. The former Harry Potter star stands at 5’5″ with a compact build and one of the most magnificent treasure trails I have ever seen on a man. When I heard he’d […]
Celebrity Skin: Chiwetel Ejiofor’s Dick & Ass
The Oscars are tonight. I’m trying to muster up the energy to care like a good gay should, but the truth is, I find most award shows to be long-winded and tiresome. (It probably doesn’t help in this particular case that I never get out […]
Celebrity Skin: Ryan Kwanten’s Butt (Again)
Thanks to True Blood and his various film roles, we’ve seen Ryan Kwanten‘s ass approximately 87,982,000 times over the past decade. That, of course, doesn’t stop him from dropping his drawers and showing it another 82,888,220,126 times. The Australian actor has gone bare yet again […]