This is Sullivan Stapleton. Those of you who watch made-for-Cinemax television programs might know him as one of the stars of Strike Back, a steamy show about British special forces agents who travel the world shooting things, mostly while shirtless. Whatever! For those of you/us […]
Category: Celebrity Skin
Celebrity Skin: Orlando Bloom’s Butt
This is such a fucking tease! Orlando Bloom appears nude for one second in the red band trailer for this year’s Zulu. Though he’s coming down a flight of stairs in the clip, we don’t (from what I can gather) get to see the full-frontal […]
Celebrity Skin: Jude Law’s Butt In “Dom Hemingway”
Remember how excited I was about those pictures of Jude Law with weird facial hair, looking all doughy and hot in a pair of short yellow swim trunks? They were likely taken when he was filming Dom Hemingway. The flick, which premiered earlier this month […]
Celebrity Skin: Christopher Meloni’s Dick, Ass & Gay Sex Scenes
I’m not concerned that these screen shots of Christopher Meloni naked and kissing dudes are “old news” by now. Celebrity Skin is celebrity skin no matter what year it happened, and I’ll be the first one to confess that I’ve jerked off to pics of […]
Celebrity Skin: Channing Tatum & Michael Cera’s Butts
In case you were not aware, the apocalyptic comedy This Is The End was extremely homoerotic. Both friends and readers alike had written to me about the film’s various plot devices, and I thought they were bullshitting me until I heard the same things from […]
Celebrity Skin: Charlie Hunnam’s Butt
Charlie Hunnam needs to show his dick in the upcoming film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey. We have seen his butt so many times that we’ve practically finger-fucked it by now, so he’s not going to get our butts into a theater seat unless […]
Celebrity Skin: Liev Schreiber’s Ass
Liev Schreiber‘s body is insane right now. The 45 year-old actor dropped a few pounds and tightened things up for his role on Showtime’s Ray Donovan, and it’s weird to acknowledge this is the same man whose “hot fat ass” I raved about last year… […]
Celebrity Skin: Michael C. Hall Has Porn Ass
Because I wanted to see what all the fuss was about (and because I think Charlotte Rampling is the business), I started watching Dexter this season. Nowadays, it’s way easy to catch up with a series. All you really have to do for Dexter is watch […]
Celebrity Skin: Alexander SkarsgÃ¥rd’s Dick
SPOILER ALERT! The sixth season of True Blood was such a sack of shit, you shouldn’t even bother worrying about spoilers. Just stop watching altogether. At this point, the show has done more than merely jump the shark, and it’s currently spinning out of control […]
Celebrity Skin: Emile Hirsch’s Dick, Butt & Hairy Chest
You might recognize 28 year-old actor Emile Hirsch from his roles in Milk, Lords of Dogtown, The Girl Next Door and Into The Wild. There’s also, of course, the very real possibility that you’re cinematically challenged, and you’ve never seen him before in your whole […]