Yes, the same Aaron Taylor Johnson from Kick-Ass. It turns out that he happens to have an ass, and if we were to make a list of things we’d like to do to it, “kicking” wouldn’t be anywhere near the top. Smacking it might be […]
Mike Shouhed is a cast member on Bravo‘s Shahs of Sunset. As a general rule, I tend to avoid any television show produced by Ryan Seacrest, so I can say with the utmost certainty that I’m legitimately uncertain whether he’s famous enough to qualify for […]
Mark Althavean Andrews, the flamboyant R&B singer better known as Sisqó, has finally unleashed his dragon for the entire world to see. So, uh, exactly how deep is his love for you? We’d estimate somewhere around seven to eight inches, although it’s difficult to tell […]
Okay, so we like Clive Owen, but where does Javier Bardem rank on the unofficial Gay Index of Celebrity Fuckability? While I’ve never really pegged him as a Hollywood sex symbol, I wouldn’t find it farfetched if someone wanted to jump his bones. There’s something […]
Where does Clive Owen rank on the unofficial Gay Celebrity Fuckability Index? The last time we featured him in the Celebrity Skin series, you had more to say about his talent than the full-frontal flash he gave us in 1991’s Close My Eyes. On the […]
Am I the only person in the world who’d toss aside Kellan Lutz to have sex with Southland‘s Michael Cudlitz? I’ve never even watched a single episode of the show, but I’ve had a crush on this dude ever since the first season promos started […]
Kellan Lutz, the actor primarily known for his role as “that guy who takes his clothes off a lot“, has finally gone full-on naked for the 2013 film Java Heat. Now, before you get too excited, we should inform you—he doesn’t show his dick. However, […]
Am I the only person who never heard of Showtime‘s House of Lies until people started posting naked screen-caps all over the place? Oh! I guess not. The series has a relatively well-known cast, including Don Cheadle, Kristen Bell, Anna Camp and Ben Schwartz (otherwise known as Jean-Ralphio […]
Every single gay man on the internet (all of them!) was abuzz this week when they realized that Arrow star Stephen Amell did a nude scene for a 2005 episode of Dante’s Cove… To which we say, where the fuck have you been for the past […]
If you’ve been watching Spartacus: War of the Damned on Starz, you’ll no doubt be familiar with New Zealand actor James Wells who plays the part of Totus, the rebel Gaul. Now, thanks to the show’s visionary producers, you can be familiar with “his” penis. […]
