Brady Hanson‘s the sort of guy I’d eye-fuck in the checkout line at the grocery store. It’s not clear which would catch my attention first—his big meaty ass or his dopey-yet-entirely-cute face—but I’d spend most of my time staring at those thick cheeks, all while […]
Category: Everything Butt
Everything Butt: Jack Mackenroth
On today’s post about Olympian gymnast Ji Wallace, who recently came out as HIV positive, there was some controversy in the comments section about Wallace “flaunting his sexuality“. I was quick to call bullshit on this sentiment. People living with HIV have every right to look, […]
Everything Butt: Austin Wolf
The three newest Randy Blue models—Austin Wolf, Brad Owens and Joey Carter—are all particularly blessed in the gluteal department, but I’d have to single out Austin’s butt as my favorite of the bunch. It’s big, round and tan with a shaved hole that screams “LICK […]
Everything Butt: Jeff Stronger
At 6’2″ and approximately 230 pounds, Jeff Stronger isn’t the type of guy you’d look at and immediately think “RAGING BOTTOM”. That’s precisely why we’ve selected him for tonight’s installment of Everything Butt. Given your expectations for this specific feature, we apologize in advance for […]
Everything Butt: Dan White
“Bubble butt” is a word that’s overused online, both on Manhunt and within the gay porn world. Despite this, I feel like it can be said with great confidence that Broke Straight Boys‘ newcomer Dan White does, indeed, have a bubble butt. For real! If […]
Everything Butt: Derek Parker
It’s driving us crazy that we’ve yet to devote an entire post to Derek Parker‘s, um, “assets”. He caught our attention in the handful of Raging Stallion flicks he appeared in, and now we’ve fallen deeper and deeper in love with him (or at least his butt) […]
Everything Butt: Dan Darlington
Holy fuck waffle! That’s the only possible expression I can dream up to express my lust for Dan Darlington. While you’d think that his thick cock and huge biceps would make me want to bend over like a dirty slut, I find myself in the […]
Everything Butt: Nicco Sky (II)
How much do we love Nicco Sky? This is his (long overdue) second appearance in the Everything Butt series. You can see the first one here, if you’re not already familiar with his gloriously round, smooth bubble butt or the cocks that have been inside […]
Surfer Boy Leo Loses His Virginity
Leo, a blond surfer boy from Hawaii, is so clueless about anal sex that he didn’t realize you need to lube up your ass beforehand. You’d think a curious young man like himself would have done some research (aka watching porn) prior to his first […]
Everything Butt: Troy Daniels (II)
I’ve made a huge mistake. The first time Troy Daniels appeared in the Everything Butt series, I took a leap of faith and asked him to be my husband. He accepted my proposal. Then, no more than a week later, I broke off the engagement […]