Um, hello there Harrison! Is it legal for someone as boner-inducing as you to go outside without your shirt on? I don’t think it is! We’ll have to do a strip search… And, oh, do you have a license for that total badonkadonk? Because, if […]
Category: Everything Butt
Everything Butt: Anthony Romero (II)
We don’t have to explain why Anthony Romero is making a second appearance in our Everything Butt series. It’s pretty obvious, right? Ever since this edition of The Cock Buffet, we haven’t been able to get his wondrous, muscular mounds out of our heads. If […]
Everything Butt: Paul Wagner
Hairy asses aren’t everyone’s cup of tea! Of course, if you’re a fan, then Paul Wagner‘s bum is the holy grail of hairy asses. It’s like a divine wonderland of muscle and fuzz. Whenever life gets you down, just imagine Paul’s fuzzy cheeks bouncing in […]
Everything Butt: Matt
Today’s Everything Butt post is a departure from what you’re used to seeing. Matt is not some porn star who’s spreading his cheeks or getting fisted all over the place. Of course, if I’m mistaken about this, you’re all welcome to send me links to […]
Everything Butt: Brian Bonds
You may remember Brian Bonds from this installment of The Cock Buffet. Though it didn’t take long for us to notice his hungry hole, it wasn’t until we saw this photo set from Marc Dylan‘s gangbang movie Pack Attack 6 that we realized what a […]
Everything Butt: Lucas Young
I am a man who can appreciate a hairy ass. You won’t find me complaining if a guy pulls down his pants, and there’s a jungle back there. As long as he’s good and clean, I’ll dive right in with my tongue, fingers, dick, toys […]
Everything Butt: Toby Tucker
Toby Tucker is the most charming model to grace Randy Blue‘s pages since Cayden Ross. Though you might not necessarily want to take him home to meet your mother, you could easily envision yourself laughing and having a good time in bed with him… Right […]
Everything Butt: Adam Killian
Before you ask why there are so many cock shots in a post that’s supposedly about Adam Killian‘s butt, we encourage you to watch the trailer at the end of this post. Everything will be clear after that. Like, literally everything! You won’t just understand […]
Everything Butt: Payson
Fratmen‘s Payson has such a fantastic ass that I’d edge to a video of him humping a bed for three hours, and then shoot a gigantic load all over myself when it was over. Unfortunately, such a video does not exist, so we’ll have to […]
Everything Butt: Jet
You may remember Jet from this installment of The Cock Buffet. After feasting our eyes on his most recent “serviced” scene—during which he does quite a bit of servicing himself—we couldn’t resist giving him more substantial coverage on Manhunt Daily. Fellow Chaos Men model Teo […]