After last week’s Jonathan Horton post, someone in the comments referred us to his teammate Brandon Wynn. Sad to say, Jonathan quickly left the building for us. Brandon Wynn is smokin’! The first couple of pics are from his website and we are SLAIN by […]
Category: The Locker Room
The Locker Room: Jonathan Horton
Jonathan Horton is the short n’ sexy Olympic gymnast we featured earlier this week. He was the muscular imp standing next to that boring model in our post about Annie Liebowitz’s 2012 Olympics pics in Vogue. Sometimes the topic of the current week’s “The Locker […]
The Locker Room: CM Punk
We’re featuring another professional wrestler in “The Locker Room” this week. CM Punk is a WWE champion wrestler. Before you slap me upside the taint and scream at me that I should be posting more swimmers and football players, check these out – That’s from […]
The Locker Room: Evan Bourne
Yes, professional wrestling’s a sport! I know because everyone’s in shape and they’re sweating! This is Evan Bourne. He’s a WWE Superstar-type guy. He’s also sexy sexy sexy and then some sexy. He’s up there with the Irish one. Sheamus is so fucking hot that […]
The Locker Room: Tom Daley
Adorable twink swimmer alert! This is champion British merman Tom Daley. He looks like a boy bander, doesn’t he? A boy bander who left One Direction to embrace his real love – wearing Speedos. Daley was the youngest competitor to ever represent Britain during the […]
The Locker Room: Jeremy Bloom
My hard-on is in full Bloom! Sorry. This is Jeremy Bloom, a devastatingly handsome pro skier/pro football player. He must have muscles HE’S not even aware he has. He’s also an Internet mogul. Jeremy is basically The Bachelor if that person really existed and wasn’t […]
The Locker Room: Jonathan Pelissie
I have seen the face of God and it’s this guy. Let’s all give thanks and praise to Dewitt, because that ho is always sending me special packages in the e-mail. This morning I was greeted by French rugby player Jonathan Pelissie on my screen, […]
The Locker Room: Ryan Lochte
It’s ok if you think you’re in love with a merman. We all are after looking at these pictures. This is swimming sensation Ryan Lochte. He has the aquatic prowess of Michael Phelps, but he’s a helluva lot cuter. Lochte’s from New York and he’s […]
The Locker Room: Danell Leyva
Remember when this feature used to be called “Hot Rugger”? Should we change it to “Hot Gymnast”? As I was looking around for today’s subject, I nearly forgot I had a post to write. Google has all of these highly distracting pics of hugely fuckable […]
The Locker Room: Adam Scott
He’s not a surfer. He’s famous for golf. Golf, you ask? GOLF has hot guys? Sure. Yes, it’s a ridiculous sport. When I picture golf, I picture boring corporate buddies discussing finance and how to hide the affair with the lady in HR from their […]