Grady Sizemore has signed with the Boston Red Sox. This is amazing for two reasons. A) He’s incredibly hot, and he will be changing in a locker room on the regular a scant seven minutes from my cubicle. Because you never know! B) It gives […]
We did promise you the 2014 Team USA mens’ bobsledding team in this Locker Room post, but Eddy Alvarez‘s booty popped up. He’s a speedskater, and you’re going to want to get into his bodysuit. He’s 5’5″, so you could keep him in your pocket […]
Yes, the 2014 Winter Olympics are being held in a country where gay people are slightly more welcome than smallpox. There’s no way to change it. Because the Olympics are revenue for a lot of people, and there’s no way bitches are going to choose […]
You already knew that English rugby player Stuart Reardon posed nude for the October 2013 issue of Gay Times magazine, but did you actually see the oh-so-delectable shots that rested between their pages? This morning, I had a moment, so to speak, with the one […]
Saúl Álvarez is a Mexican pro boxer known in his country as “El Canelo”. It translates as “cinnammon” because of his ginge. Isn’t that precious? Isn’t he precious? He’s so hunky and has that baby face with the freckles. But then you get in the […]
“Trevor Knight” was trending on Twitter this morning, and it was exciting! It looked like he had finally gotten the mainstream recognition he so richly deserves. But it wasn’t OUR Trevor Knight people were tweeting about. This Trevor Knight is a college football star who […]
Last Monday, I received the gift of the above screencap via text of New England Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman. He’s definitely proving he’s playing the right position. This is probably one of the few times I ever texted about last night’s game. Edelman’s wet […]
In 2013, nudity lead to major popularity in The Locker Room. Whether the athlete in question was naked on purpose or caught in the act, more than half of these posts were dedicated to bare jock flesh on display. Hell, even one of the guys […]
The picture below is of Florida Gators quarterback Jeff Driskel and what looks to be “The Greatest Ass In Football History”. We need our Manhunt Daily Ass Detective Squad to report for duty. There’s a possibility that this is a crime scene: Why is it […]
“The Locker Room” runs on Tuesdays. Scheduling is not a factor when you see Cooper Cronk for the first time. He’s a giant rugby star in Australia. They call him “Cronk”. And I NEED to see his CRANK. He’s so sexy hot. My gay face […]
