Dwyane Wade of the Miami Heat is one of the most popular players in the NBA. This isn’t just because he’s handy with a big orange ball. He’s also known for being one of the most fashionable pro athletes around. And then there’s the BODY. […]
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The Locker Room: Yoann Miguel Gourcuf
Those eyes! Hazel and green and guaranteed to hypnotize you into ripping your clothes off and pouncing on Yoann Miguel Gourcuf‘s cock like something rabid! Gourcuf is French, and plays football (the foreign kind which is actually soccer) for the Olympique Lyonnais club. That sounds […]
The Locker Room: Blake Skjellerup Needs Your Help
That ass is why speed skating is one of the most underrated sports of all time. Blake Skjellerup is an openly gay pro speed skater. If he makes it to this year’s Sochi Winter Olympics, he will be the first out gay athlete to compete […]
The Locker Room: Jamie Cudmore
I already wanted to gobble Canadian rugby star Jamie Cudmore’s cock. Then I read these two Tweets. This big sex ape is a straight ally! Of course he is, he’s Canadian. Everything good comes from Canada. Michael J. Fox, poutine, Mountie porn – the list is […]
The Locker Room: Johnny Football
Johnny Manziel (aka “Johnny Football”, his nickname since high school in Texas) is the first freshman to win the Heisman Trophy. He’s 20, and your typical frat boy who blew up as a college athlete and is now an over-his-head douche. One of those shirtless […]
The Locker Room: Eden Hazard’s Big Fat Badonka Donk Is Absolutely Delicious-Looking
Belgian soccer demigod Eden Hazard’s ass has its own Twitter. Your ass doesn’t get its own Twitter unless its two mounds of hunky flesh that are made of ass dreams. Eden plays for the Chelsea soccer club, and when his cakes bounce across the field, […]
The Locker Room: Fernando Torres
Fernando Torres is a Spanish soccer player who must give off strong ” power bottom” vibes, given how often he’s photographed with his ass sticking out. There was even one oh-so-magical moment when a photographer managed to grab a shot of his bare cheek! It’s […]
We Interrupt This Regularly Scheduled “Locker Room” For A Breaking Hotness Bulletin: Nick Jonas On Instagram
This is normally the time of day when we post about a hot athlete. But then Nick Jonas did this. HOLY SHIT. Hey, he played baseball once so it sort of counts. I hope the Jonas Bros aren’t down in the mouth about not being […]
The Locker Room: Bryce Harper
Whilst posting about last week’s “Locker Room” pick Matt Harvey, it was noted that Washington Nationals player Bryce Harper thinks Matt is “a stud”. That piqued our interest! It was time to investigate! It turns out he looks exactly like Manhunt’s resident “sexpert” and fuckstar […]
The Locker Room: Matt Harvey
It’s not just because we’re related! Actually, we’re not. I hope we’re not, because I jacked my dick to that pic of him nude except for a room service tray in ESPN Magazine’s “Body Issue”. Ugh, if we share DNA and then I shared some […]