Who’s this tall drink of March Madness? Will Sheehey plays for for Indiana University’s Hoosiers and I want him to dunk his balls in my mouth basket. His high school coach describes him as having “a little bit of a chip on his shoulder” and […]
This is one of those times where I’m angry at my dick for being turned on. I read British rugby guy Gavin Lloyd Henson’s entry on Wikipedia and he sounds like a total hammer. You know, one of those C-list semi-celebs that goes on every […]
Make way for ginge! Bruce Miller is #49 on the San Francisco 49ers. That must be a lot of responsibility. Good thing he’s pretty (like his teammate Colin Kaepernick). He may have lost the Superbowl this year, but he gets to be the redheaded giant […]
This morning I awoke to a NewNowNext story entitled “Beards Keep You Young, Healthy & Handsome, Says Science“. As a bearded man who wants to be all of those things, this sounded like great news until I read the article and realized that it was […]
Nick Hundley is a catcher for the San Diego Padres, and you’re about to see his butt! Okay, so technically you won’t get a glimpse of any actual skin (a la Joel Dreessen), but this candid locker room footage gives you a nice idea about […]
Hi Colin Kaepernick of the San Francisco 49ers. Your team lost the Superbowl this past Sunday. But don’t despair. There’s a couple of things you can think about to make you feel better. The first would be that you come off a lot smarter than […]
Well hullo MVP Joe Flacco! You just won the Superbowl! And what will you be doing to celebrate your victory? Going to Disneyworld? Screw that! You and the rest of your sexy-ass teammates should go directly to my bedroom. I will absolutely be your […]
Someone tell my husband I’ve left for St. Albans, England to rendezvous with my NEW husband, rugby player Brad Barritt. He’ll understand after he sees these pics. Holy shitballs, this dude is everything I’ve ever wanted in a man. Adorable face. Thickset jock body. Has […]
Move the fuck over, Tom Daley. Your diving teammate Chris Mears is naked for GT Magazine, and now we suddenly care about him more than you. Those fuzzy legs! The speedo tan-line on that glorious ass! That burning look in his eyes, basically asking us […]
Eric Decker is a wide receiver for the Denver Broncos who’s extraordinarily handsome and (allegedly) has a very large cock. A lovely reader brought him to our attention yesterday afternoon, writing to us, “Have you seen this dude? Way prettier than my usual taste, but […]
