There’s probably very little we need to write about Paul Wagner. We could mention that he just signed on with Randy Blue and these are the first pics he’s shot with them. We could mention he’s among the most beautiful of the many, many adult […]
Category: Woof Alert
Let’s Give ‘Em Something To “Woof” About
My dear co-blogger J. Harvey ruined my life yesterday when he stole a Tommy Defendi scene for our weekly Woof Alert feature. I was totally going to write about that shit! Doesn’t he know I’ve called dibs on all things related to the ravenous appetite […]
Woof Alert: Tommy Defendi
Why is Tommy Defendi showing up in “Woof Alert?” Pure selfishness. After seeing these shots on CockyBoys of Tommy stuffing his giganto cock in Mason Star’s hungry holes, a flimsy motive was required. These two fuck warriors and their dirty antics needed to be shown! […]
Woof Alert: Martin Mazza
Martin Mazza’s front is boning me up something fierce. Hairy muscle is the business! Running your hands on an erotic journey (yeah, I said “erotic journey!”) from the hairy pecs, following the treasure trail, and arriving at the cock is one of my favorite types […]
Woof Alert: Sgt. Brent
And people say abolishing DADT will lead to a breakdown in order and trust or some other bullshit among our armed forces. All I see here is unity! Sgt. Brent of All American Heroes is fucking the stuffing out of his young USMC compatriot John. This […]
Woof Alert: Damien Stone
Holy shit, there’s a werewolf in the pool. And he’s making his way over to fuck Scott Caan….wait, no, that’s Bo Dean. Hairy hunk Damien Stone is the cavefucker who’s bursting out of his speedo to make waves with Bo. He’s today’s “Woof Alert” because […]
Woof Alert: Tyler Hunt
It happens. You’re walking along, minding your own business, and a van complete with cameraman, fun-loving party girl, and a blonde dude offer you a ride. This being 2011, of course you want to jump in a strange van! They want to film you blindfolded […]
Woof Alert: Steve
It’s true. The last time I pulled a “Woof Alert” from New York Straight Men, it didn’t go so well. In a quest to spotlight a “realistic” guy, I sorta kinda put up a….stringy-haired cowboy…and all of you promptly castigated my taste in men and […]
Woof Alert: Uncle John
There’s an incest joke/gross thing to say in here somewhere, but I’ll take the high road. Uncle John was one of Butch Dixon’s original hairy fuckers. But then he reportedly shaved his body. The fuck-? Why would you go and mess with perfection, Uncle John? […]
Woof Alert: John Thomas
He’s woofy and his name is an old-school term for penis – he’s John Thomas. We know, some of you will come at us with “put down the pizza, tubby” or just plain “next!” For those of you who like a gentleman with a little […]