You come home exhausted from a long day at work. As you’re kicking your shoes off, you begin to hear beautiful music emerging from your bedroom. “There you have it,” you think to yourself. “I’m officially going crazy.” Even so, curiosity gets the best of […]
Category: Woof Alert
Woof Alert: Valentino
Even though Valentino is one Schick Quattro away from being your standard muscle jock, there was still something about him that screamed Woof Alert. Perhaps it’s just the thick beard he’s sporting on his face? I mean, when you look at him from the flip […]
Woof Alert: Ethan
Ethan can best be described as the cub next door. If you’re expecting to find a chiseled torso and porn star schlong when you click through, we highly recommend looking elsewhere. But if you’d rather see a cute, normal guy with a hairy bod, great […]
Woof Alert: Allen Silver
Age ain’t nothing but a number! Well, provided everything’s perfectly legal, consensual and that number is over eighteen. Otherwise, it’s more like “age ain’t nothing but a jail sentence”… Er, we suppose what we’re trying to say is that a hot man is a hot […]
Woof Alert: Marc Angelo
What are your first thoughts upon seeing this picture? If they involve a strong desire to see this man’s thick legs thrown into the air, then you’re in a whole lot of luck! However, if they’re some derogatory comment about his body type or all-around […]
Woof Alert: Rob
These pictures of Rob (affectionately known as Boatin Rob) were posted on another blog under the title “Hot Irish Bear”. We’re not sure if he’s actually Irish. If so, happy early St. Patrick’s Day, guys! If not, then you can still masturbate to these pictures […]
Woof Alert: Wes
Back in the day, I used to have one of those pro-wrestling video games where you could assemble your own customized player. My general tendency was to create this strapping muscle bear with a thick beard, hairy chest and shaved head. Then I’d create a […]
Woof Alert: Alexander Morales
How do you even begin to describe Alexander Morales? Is he an otter? A cub in training? We’re just going to go out on a limb and call him “perfection”. That’s the first word that came to mind when we laid our eyes on the […]
Woof Alert: Brian Comer
For all intents and purposes, most folks would consider Brian Comer to be an “average guy”. That doesn’t explain why he’s getting an above-average response from the inside of our pants. Seriously, there’s something about this guy that drives us absolutely wild, and we can’t […]
Woof Alert: Alexander Block
Here are some fun facts about Alexander Block! He thinks group sex is crap. His ultimate fantasy is to be completely dominated, though he’s yet to meet anyone who’s up to the task. Playing with his nipples drives him wild. Oh yeah, and he really […]