I am thoroughly convinced that Quentin Gainz has the most perfect body in porn. His arms. His legs. Those 4K washboard abs. The tightest, roundest ass off which you could bounce the entire Federal Reserve. There’s a reason why Quentin is finding himself more and […]
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day! NextDoor’s ENTIRE Network Is On Sale For $14.95 A Month!
St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. NextDoorStudios is driving the dicks out of your drawers and into your hands by putting their entire network of sites on sale for $14.95 a month. So you get Raw, Buddies, Male, Ebony, Homemade and ALL the […]
It’s 25% Off When You Join Colby’s Crew!
I want to join Colby’s Crew. I’d take (and get in) any position in which Colby wanted me! Hell, I’d be the waterboy. As long as it meant Colby would use my face as a seat for his beefy bare ass, my mouth as a […]
Taken From Tumblr: Dudes In Jockstraps!
I wonder whatever happened to the gay dude who invented the jockstrap? Don’t look at me like that. There is no way the guy who invented jockstraps wasn’t into the D in a big way. There is no garment in history that rivals it for […]
Toy With Me: Meet Veiny Victor. He’s Free!
Have you guys checked out the Manhunt Sex Shop? It’s your one-stop, online shop for your sexually-oriented needs!Right now, they’re having a special wherein, if you spend $25, you get the Veiny Victor Ultra-Realistic Suction-Cup Dildo for FREE (just use the code MHVEINY2017 when you […]
Here’s How Markie More Got Started In Gay Porn (Get NextDoor For 50% Off!)
I was WAITING for a Markie More origin story, and NextDoor came through! It’s not as exciting as say – Spiderman’s. Markie More didn’t get stuffed by a radioactive buttplug or anything. But we do see how his muscular ass first got the idea he […]
Guys Who Should Do Gay Porn: Hugh Jackman
Hmmm, can I get through this post about Hugh Jackman without mentioning how Hugh’s been the subject of “is he or isn’t he?” rumors since the beginning of time? I guess not. So, your gay porn blogger very occasionally watches movies that AREN’T pornographic! It’s […]
Manhunt Asks: Which States Have The “Smallest Hands” In Trump’s America?
He does seem to have teeny, tiny hands… We all know the correlation people make between small hands and small “manhoods” – in fact, it was a correlation that was repeatedly made during the Republican primaries. Sadly, it would have probably been made during the […]
Griffin Barrows Gets His Perfect Ass Tapped (MEN for $14.95 For Life!)
Griffin Barrows. Griffin Barrows’ perfect ass. Now, it’s true, I like big fat asses. But even I (an admitted DONK addict) can admit that Griffin’s got a beautiful bum. A beautiful bum that needs, nay, REQUIRES plugging. Enter fellow God of Men Dennis West! Dennis […]
Taken From Tumblr: Which Of These Random Dudes Should Do Porn? (March Edition)
It’s time for another “Vote on which of these randos should do porn!” It’s a new month, so new men! Vote at the bottom of the post. I’ll tally them all up and we will crown a “King Rando Who Should Do Porn” in December! […]