It’s Saturday night! Go pay somebody to take their clothes off! Cause that’s what I’m goin to dooooo… – tyler
Category: GIFs
SNOW DAY!
What to do? TFW you wake up to surprise snow and have to figure out how to fill your morning before you start work since you obviously can’t go to the gym: I love snow days. Spermy gif via chocolatecity11 – tyler […]
Quickie: Wrestle Grab
You gotta wear a jock, bro, or somebody’s gonna grab hold. I have zero information about this, but I’ve been watching these gifs for like fifteen solid minutes now, so I thought I’d share. Anybody know if this is a legit wrestling move? Or […]
TGI BALLSDay
It’s a Friday Testicle Gallery! Man, you guys. It is hardcore FRIDAY around MHD HQ and I am in no mood to watch a bunch more porn just yet (although the day is still relatively early), so let’s take a break and look at […]
FINALLY! A Boyband That Gets Right to the Gay Sex
Without making you listen to their terrible music! I’m kidding (mostly). I don’t totally hate 1Direction (a lot of it has to do with this tumblr), although it will be much harder to listen to/watch them without immediately thinking of boners, thanks in no […]
Soldier Boy Is Home For Christmas
A Hallmark Channel Original Holiday Classic. This is really the first year I’ve paid a lot of attention to studio content and I had no idea that there were gonna be so many holiday-themed releases this month! I’m so pleased! I expected I’d have to […]
Every GIF from proudbator.com
You should get familiar with that name. I’m super excited today because I got one of my favorite solo performers to agree to an interview for MHD last night on Twitter! I’m getting ready to write a whole essay about why guys like ProudBator […]
Furry, Uncut, & Happy to Stroke: COLT’s New Boy
Welcome to COLT country, Kent Cooper. I’m a lifelong COLT fetishist. It’s just the way it is. The casual grace and over the top muscularity of the COLT Man was enticing to me from my first adolescent glance. These weren’t men who flaunted oversized […]
Has Logan McCree Ever Bottomed?
Because no one who’s ever bottomed would fuck like this. Ok. I don’t know where to start with this one. First, I guess, I’ll just openly admit that I’m disappointed that this came to me via FistingCenteral.com becuase I was very excited to be shocked […]
Osiris Blade and his BBC Get Held ‘Prisoner’
Marlone Star can hold me hostage any day of the week if this is the treatment you get. Ok. So don’t say anything to them, but I feel like maybe Next Door Ebony is reading this blog and they’ve really stepped it up a […]