New plan for the evening: spend some quality googling “butthole depth varies by individual?“ I don’t have any context at all for this one, but I’ve watched it loop SEVERAL times at this point and I’m no less shocked as this monster suction dildo […]
Category: Taken From Tumblr
Late Run – Silent but Muscly
Does this feel like the beginning of a snuff film to anyone else? Oh how often I come across things on tumblr late at night, with my pants around my ankles that make me go, “Oh! This is… ok. I can do this… I can get […]
Everything Butt: Hairless Holes
So fresh and OH so clean. You guys put up with this gallery of spectacularly hairy asses a few Mondays ago and I promised in the comments that I’d find time to do the opposite, for those who like ’em slick and smooth. Behold! […]
Naked Personal Trainer Jizzes on Neighbor’s Welcome Mat
Welcome, indeed! I like the world of personal trainers, because it seems like literally anyone can just do some situps and call themselves a “trainer.” I also like the inflated senses of self and the sexual egos that that job produces. Let’s look at […]
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning, silky smooth, […]
Everything Butt: Beyond Fuzzy
Because furry is sexy. Monday afternoons just drag on and on if you stay focused on work, so let’s not do that, hmm? Consider this your 3:45PM impromptu furry ass gallery break: Some of these guys are impressive, but some are just totally baffling. […]
Saturday’s Best: Butt Gifs
Man. I think we all need a palate cleanser after that last post. So here it is. Saturday afternoon parade of amazing butts from the gif box: Fuck, those are some good butts! Tell me your favs and I’ll find you more! -tyler […]
Morning Wood: Jack-o-Lantern Edition
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning to Str8cam […]
Des Hommes et des Chatons Still Purring Along
This tumblr has been around for a while now (there’s even a book!) but Des Hommes et des Chatons is still purring along nicely. Featuring super hot guys and their feline photo-counterparts, Des Hommes is actually super thoughtful in the way it presents hot guy […]
Taken From Tumblr: Hot Cowboys
Do you remember that brief moment in the 90s (maybe right before trucker hats) when hot guys were wearing cowboy hats? It was usually douchebags, but they were HOT douchebags. Something about a sexy fucker in a ten-gallon is so very masculine. Yes, it’s cheesy, […]