Did you hate Nicki Minaj‘s video for “Stupid Hoe”? Do you have no tolerance for a rapper holding out the same damn syllable, as a strobe light causes you to have a seizure? <– These are basically the same question. If you responded “yes” to […]
Category: Art
“He Needs To Eat A Cheeseburger!”
If you woke up this morning and thought to yourself, “Gee, I’d really like to watch a hot guy eating a cheeseburger”, then you’re in for a treat! Apparently, somebody decided it’d be a good idea to make a three-minute video of, you guessed it… […]
Ballet Dancers Are Hot
A friend of a friend is a dancer in Boston Ballet’s yearly rendition of “The Nutcracker.” He is probably the most in-shape, muscular, strongest dude I know. We all realize just how much you have to be in shape to be a professional dancer, right? […]
When Dicks Fly!
Brought to you by the man who inspired our short-lived Stuff Straight People Like column, we present to you a collection of flying dicks (or some variation on the theme). These images sort of speak for themselves, but we’re willing to make one comment—that picture […]
Drawn To You: Santa Gets Naughty With Don Chooi
Don Chooi is an Auckland-based artist who creates erotic drawings for admirers of big, hairy men. He has an annual tradition of depicting Santa Claus as a hulking muscle bear, slutting it up in a variety of saucy pin-up poses, and it should be noted […]
Drawn To You: The Best of 2011
Giant, nine-foot tall penises. An incredibly raunchy sex scene between Wolverine and Colossus. Cam Gigandet getting masturbated by a pair of magic gloves. Were it not for our Drawn To You series, you might not have witnessed any of these sights. Alas, despite a brief […]
Drawn To You: Cam Gigandet Masturbated By Magic Gloves (Yes, It’s Exactly What It Sounds Like)
Bless the kind soul who dreamt to commission The Humplex to make this illustration! I mean, Cam Gigandet getting jerked off by a pair of magic gloves? We can totally get behind that fantasy. Especially after finally seeing that buck-naked Famous Amos scene from Burlesque. […]
Well, This Happened.
Landon Conrad, Adam Killian and some dude named Ryan Collins dress up as pigs, piss on one another and make… art? If we weren’t vaguely familiar with photographer Justin Monroe‘s work, we’d be really confused right now. Shit! Maybe we should have saved this for […]
Drawn To You: 80 DList Boys
Well, this is awkward timing! Shortly after our brother site DList announced they’d be closing their doors, we received word that Adam Osgood‘s “80 DList Boys” series would be published in Adam J. Kurtz‘s MIND THOUGHTS: “Collected”. We’ve been a fan of Osgood’s work for […]
Drawn To You: Justin Russo
I’m going to be completely frank with you. The “Between Bear and Bare” piece that Fleshbot‘s Brian O’Brien wrote for Next magazine annoyed the shit out of me. It just exacerbated this idea that the gay world is basically bears vs. twinks, when there’s so […]