The Royal half-breed wasn’t the only one crowning in the news this week. King’s County Bar was crowning the winner of their Smallest Wiener Contest. You may remember, back in May, when I announced that the Bushwick bar would be holding the contest. Well, folks, […]
Category: In The News
Dustin Zito Busted For Sexual Assault
Dustin Zito is the former Fratpad resident best known for his stint on MTV’s The Real World, where he derpily denied working as a buttslut despite the recorded evidence. Things continue to be shady in Dustin’s life, as he was busted on sexual battery charges […]
Trevor Knight Proposes To His Boyfriend David Bradberry On Bravo’s “Below Deck”, And It’s Fucking Adorable.
When I think of gay porn star Trevor Knight, “adorable” is not the first word that comes to mind. My very first instinct would be to describe him as “hung”, then think of all the orgies he’s appeared in over the past year or so—fucking […]
Russia Can Blow Me
While a good portion of the world is actually embracing the future and supporting the LGBT community’s fight for equal rights, Russia has gone medieval. Foreign tourists visiting Russia will be subject to fines and imprisonment if found to be violating their new law against […]
Royal Winnipeg Ballet Won’t Let Jett Black Be Great
Twinkie god Cocky Boys performer Jett Black was asked to pack up his dance belt by the Royal Winnipeg Ballet Academy after they found out about his porn career. That’s dumb. Who goes to the ballet anymore? That could have sold tickets. Some people just don’t know […]
Manhunt And SCOTUS Team Up To Give One Gay Couple A Happy Ending
So to speak. We got this awesome e-mail from a gay couple named Heidigger and Alan. We know Manhunt’s reputation is as the hookup site and mobile app that exists solely to get you some cock. And that’s true! But we also help guys find […]
Yesterday Was Pretty Gay: DOMA Down And Prop 8 Dismissed
For those of you of the ‘mo persuasion who live in a cave in Xtul, Mexico, the Supreme Court of the United States (aka SCOTUS) did the right thing yesterday and did away with DOMA (aka the Defense of Marriage Act) AND California’s Proposition 8. […]
Watch Out For That White Stuff On The Floor In The Sauna, It’s Slippery
A straight guy is suing Bally’s Total Fitness gym in NYC because he allegedly slipped on some cum in the sauna, fell, and broke his shoulder. I am so awful because I cracked up at that. It’s a cum-tastrophe! Marc Moskowitz, 66, is unamused by […]
Gone Way Too Soon: James Gandolfini
James Gandolfini died of a heart attack yesterday at 51. He was vacationing in Italy with his wife and infant daughter. So sad. As someone who’s way into beefy guys and bears, he was hotsy to me. It also helped that he was a tremendous […]
I Want To Fuck Josh Duggar Despite Him Working For A Homophobic Bigot Group
Dear Josh Duggar, We have so much in common. I use Manhunt Mobile, too! I think you are the sexy. You’re like the combination of a baby and a thumb. You have a babythumb face. And I want to stick my cock in it. I […]