Oh, look, it’s the average man. You know, assuming the average man is American. He’s between 5’9” and 5’10”, somewhere in his thirties, and weighs 200 pounds. His waist is 39”. I don’t know what his dick size is, that’s a whole different discussion. The […]
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Josh Hutcherson Is On The Cover of OUT Magazine, Is Also Into Threesomes
Josh Hutcherson is on the front cover of the November issue of OUT magazine, and not only is he dressed like a scruffy, retro greaser/biker type, but in the interview he does with them, he also speaks out about gay rights and says a few […]
The Boys of McFly Get Gay… Again.
I’m not sure this is a news-flash, exactly, but it seems like boy bands, in the style of James Franco, are trying to stay relevant by outdoing themselves… each other… someone…(?) in the sexual ambiguity stakes more than they ever have before. Buzzfeed currently features […]
Prince Harry MAY Be Getting Engaged
People magazine is SPECULATING – based on a report filed by the Telegraph – that Prince Harry is about to propose to his long(ish) time girlfriend, Cressida Bonas. “Who is Prince Harry?” I imagine you’re saying right about now. Well, he’s this young man: And […]
Sorry You’re Not Sorry: My Belated Response To Guido Barilla’s Homophobic Comments
It was 2am on a Saturday night. I stumbled into my kitchen to make poor decisions and eat leftover fried chicken whilst drunk, when I saw an ominous package sitting atop the fridge. It was an empty box of Barilla rigatoni, taunting me just days […]
Ask Daddy: What is a “Butch Queen”?
Hi, friends. Today I am going to talk to you about butch queens, a fairly modern subculture that purports to be neither exclusively masculine, nor exclusively feminine. It is another subculture that aims to be inclusive, but ultimately is exclusive, bedecked in a uniform that […]
Yup! You Can Unlock Your iPhone 5s With Your Penis.
The new fingerprint identity sensor on the iPhone 5s has been put to some strange uses since the device’s release. Throughout the world, tech nerds have watched in amazement as individuals unlocked their phones with the power of their nipples or a cat’s paw, as […]
Madonna Wants to Start a Revolution. Come On, You Guys. Why Won’t You Let Her?
Here’s what Madonna is up to at the moment. It’s her film collaborative project with Steven Klein called secretprojectrevolution. “My goal is to show by the example of secretprojectrevolution my creative commitment to inspire change in the world through artistic expression,” Madonna said, describing it. […]
Which Supposedly “Straight” Hollywood Hunk Got A Piece of This Sweet Ass?
Well, this is a particularly juicy piece of news! Shortly after we watched this clip of Lance Bass saying he knows “tons” of closeted celebrities, we stumbled upon Fleshbot‘s post about gay porn model Jayden Tyler blowing a supposedly “straight” escorting client who just so […]
Meet The Men of The 2014 Midwest Firefighters Calendar
Stop everything you’re doing! I just had a feeling. Even a professional smut peddler like me can’t help getting emotional over the brave men and women who risk their lives on a daily basis to protect others. The 2014 Midwest Firefighters Calender is, indeed, full […]