I’ve got a nomination for Dewitt’s hottest American football player search. Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe is the guy who took on a homophobic Maryland politician in a hilarious and very well-written open letter that brought the concept of “straight but not narrow” to a […]
Category: Politics
They’re Debating Banning Public Nudity In San Francisco?
That’s like banning Boston from hating the Yankees. It’s like banning drinking in New Orleans. That’s like banning being insufferable in Los Angeles! Where did it all go wrong?!?! Blame it on the cock rings. Currently, you are allowed to walk around cock out in […]
The Locker Room (Monday Morning Edition): Chris Kluwe For Everything
I have a new love. He’s a Viking from Minnesota. He’s “aw shucks” cute, funny as hell, and has no qualms about calling out homophobic dickfaces about their stupidity. His name is Chris Kluwe and he recently penned an open letter to a Maryland politician […]
Truth: I Kinda Want To Fuck Mitt Romney’s Sons
Well, except for the blonde one. No offense, Ben. I saw this Fox News clip of Mitt Romney‘s boys (set to “It’s Raining Men”) and realized that they’re kinda foxy. If they were into it (and with any justice in the world, at least one […]
David Pocock Wants Marriage Equality, Has An Insane Body
It’s a big cock tease for me, but for a good cause. David Pocock (that’s right, he has “cock” in his very name) is a big, brawny, ginger pro rugby player Down Under. He recently re-stated on Australia television that he will not get legally […]
This Is Why I Had A Crush On Roseanne’s TV Husband As A Child
John Goodman loves gay people. His most famous role was on a TV show that was super gay friendly. He briefly played one of us on TV (it must have sucked because I never heard of it until I checked out IMDB). And his Linda […]
Screw This Asshole For Making Me Give Up Baconators Whenever I’m In North Carolina
UPDATE: Wendy’s corporate heads smacked this dude upside the head, and made him take down all of his bullshit signs. I still wouldn’t rush to this guy’s franchises for fries and a chili (mmm, chili) but it’s good to know Wendy’s discriminates against NO ONE […]
Breaking News: Chick-fil-A Pretended To Be A Teenage Girl On Facebook To Deal With The Backlash Over Their Bigotry Towards Gays And Muppets
And if that isn’t the most ridiculous post title to ever grace Manhunt Daily. I LURVE this story. Chick-fil-A’s head is a bigot, but it’s ok because you can just make one of their delicious sandwiches at home (WITHOUT MSG) and today they showed that […]
The Texas GOP Party’s Offical Stance On Homosexuality For 2012
(click to enlarge) You don’t say. This is real, and here’s the entire 2012 Republican Party of Texas Report of Platform Committee. If you’re a member of the Republican party in Texas and were wondering how you should feel about gay people – here you […]
How Have I Never Seen These?
There are times in my blogging career when I come across something from several months and think to myself, “How the fuck did I miss out on this?” This is one of those times. Back in November, when we were too busy listening to Azealia […]