I’m making a late New Year’s resolution to go to the gym more often. Not because I want to lose weight or tone my body, but because people like this go to gyms… And they wear shorts that hug their asses in the best way […]
Category: Sports
Soccer Player Matt Jarvis Is Shirtless (Which Isn’t Really That Exciting, Since He’s Already Been Naked)
I’ve been in perpetual “SMH” mode with fellow gay blogs this week. First off, Ke$ha is not bisexual. Her quote from Seventeen magazine didn’t say she’s exclusively attracted to men and women. It said, “I don’t love just men. I love people. It’s not about […]
The Locker Room: Joel Dreessen’s Bare Ass
Joel Dreessen is a tight end for the Denver Broncos who’s previously played for the New York Jets and the Houston Texans. You are about to see some pictures of his butt! There’s a really obvious “tight end” joke that we should probably be making […]
The Locker Room: The Sexiest Athletes of 2012
What a year it was for hot athletes! After all, we had the 2012 Olympics! I hope you didn’t allow yourselves to be distracted by that cunt Russell Brand destroying The Beatles and a Spice Girls reunion during that crazy opening ceremony. There were so many […]
The Locker Room: Matt Herzlich
Everyone loves a good underdog story. Matt Herzlich plays for the New York Giants, but very well might not have after being diagnosed with a rare form of bone cancer in May of 2009. The lanky powerhourse was just about to enter his senior season […]
The Locker Room: Russell Wilson
Yeah, I’d totally let him hit it. Hit it hard. That’s Russell Wilson. He plays for the Seattle Seahawks. Every article I’ve read about him (of course I do research for “The Locker Room”, how dare you!) mentions how charismatic his ass. Yep. I can […]
Ji Wallace: Out, Proud & HIV-Positive
The December 2012 issue of GT Magazine has been sitting on my desk for the past week. Now, just imagine coming to work every day to find this hairy, muscular man lying down on your desk. His legs are spread wide open, giving you the […]
The Locker Room: Scott Higginbotham
You may have heard that I recently tied the knot. Forget what you heard. I can’t have Australian rugger Scott Higginbotham hearing ANYTHING about that. On the SLIGHT chance that he’s gay, and on the slight chance that he visits Boston…well, all systems need to […]
The Locker Room: Wes Welker
New England Patriot Wes Welker looks fine from one angle, but then the camera catches him from another and he’s a fucking supermodel. He’s a wide receiver for the Pats, and he’s sorta like the anti-Tom Brady. Maybe not as straight-outta-the-chute handsome, but way less […]
The Locker Room: Reggie Bush
It is REALLY, REALLY hard for me to post even briefly about Reggie Bush for “The Locker Room.” Do I think he’s hot? Oh yes. Do I think his beefy muscle bod is extremely enticing? Very much so. Do I think his 1000-watt grin and […]