Hi there. Lawrence here, filling in for J. Harvey while he’s honeymooning. From now until Tuesday, I’ll be doing my best to get you off. Let me know how it goes! First off, I’d like to turn to the world of professional hockey. Now, I […]
Category: Sports
Obligatory Post About The 2013 Dieux Du Stade Calendar
Cancel those orders for your Ben Cohen or Philip Fusco calendars! The first few images from the 2013 Dieux Du Stade calendar have emerged, and it’s safe to say that this year’s set will be just as hot (if not hotter) than past editions. There’s […]
Who Are The Hottest Football Players?
Consider this an interactive edition of The Locker Room! I want you, gentle readers, to post pics and links of the hottest American football players. For the sake of clarification, they do not have to be from America. They just have to play the sport […]
The Locker Room: Alex Ríos
Baseball season is over, and don’t even mention the Red Sox to me. I’m not even a sports guy, and I know enough to make a nasty face with side-eye when anyone mentions their losing season. The mighty have fallen! When entitled fat bitches admit […]
The Locker Room: J.J. Reddick
Never been into armpits until just now. This tall drink of water is J.J. Reddick. He plays in the NBA for the Orlando Magic, and he’s on the right team because he’s causing my wand to cast the FUCKMEJ.J. Horcrux. I’m sure I fucked that […]
The Locker Room: Troy Dumais
One of the convenient things about writing the “Locker Room” post is that someone always chooses the next guy we blog about in the comments on the previous one. Inevitably, someone’s like “Dewitt, you suck cuz’ [name of athlete who is supposedly so much hotter […]
The Locker Room: David Boudia
Our apologies. We were obviously completely blinded by the twink sex glare coming off of Tom Daley during this summer’s Olympics. Because we totally neglected posting about the aquatic hotness of David Boudia! Someone should have slapped us and let us know that Superman is […]
This Is How You Raise Money For Your College Rowing Team
Why is it that every other country’s college sports teams know that nude calendars of themselves are the best way to raise money? What is it with America? Why are our athletes such prudes? The UK, France…everyone’s dropping trou for the camera and our teams […]
The Locker Room (Monday Morning Edition): Chris Kluwe For Everything
I have a new love. He’s a Viking from Minnesota. He’s “aw shucks” cute, funny as hell, and has no qualms about calling out homophobic dickfaces about their stupidity. His name is Chris Kluwe and he recently penned an open letter to a Maryland politician […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Stuart Reardon
Look at those thighs! No, but really! LOOK at those damn thighs! The longer you stare at English rugby player Stuart Reardon‘s legs, the more you’ll want them wrapped around your body. As if that’s not frustrating enough, then you get a glimpse of his […]