You don’t have to be “into” beards to acknowledge that Australian rugby player David “Wolfman” Williams looks incredible with one on his face. Frankly, he’s such a gorgeous human being that he’d look incredible with anything on his face. You could glue a piece of […]
Category: Sports
The Locker Room: Neymar
Neymar (government name Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior) is a hugely popular soccer player in his native Brazil, and what a little cutie! He’s considered to be one of the best players in his country, and will be leading the Brazilian soccer team in this […]
Underwear Drawer: Ben Cohen For Bluebuck
………oh, hi. I’m supposed to write something or some shit? Apologies, Ben Cohen’s furry bod in his skivvies momentarily hypnotized me. This boner is distracting. Ben is modeling for Bluebuck Underwear on behalf of his Stand Up Foundation. You buy a pair of his new […]
The Locker Room: American Ninja Warrior(s)
Requirement #1 to be an American Ninja Warrior – you must be sexy! Upper body strength helps as well. G4’s American Ninja Warrior is a spin-off of the series Sasuke. It’s a US athletic competition in which sexy guys (there’s girls too, but you don’t […]
The Locker Room: James Magnussen
You might have noticed that every time we feature an athlete from now until the end of the summer it’s going to be a 2012 sexy-ass Olympian. It provides SO much man material to post. This sexy Speedo jockey is Australian summer James Magnussen. I’m […]
Underwear Drawer: Let’s Go For A Swim (Or Just Pose On The Beach In A Sexy Manner)
That ass in those Gucci briefs is like UMMF. Homotography posted this hot collection of swimwear that we hope to see on the beach this summer. As you know, we justify swimwear in “Underwear Drawer” by reasoning that some of us keep our trunks with […]
This Picture of Ben Cohen With His Thumb In His Waistband Gave Me Nineteen-Billion & A Half Erections.
My eyes had never scheduled a meeting with this picture of Ben Cohen. This is very, very, very upsetting, because it just might be the best picture of the retired rugby player and LGBT activist that ever existed. Just look at the way he’s sticking […]
Who Would You Rather?: 2012 U.S. Olympic Men’s Freestyle Wrestling Team
July 27 is the day of the 2012 Summer Olympics Opening Ceremonies. It’s not a problem that there is no air conditioning in my living room, because the weeks of incredibly fit athletes running, flexing, diving, flipping, and wrestling would have gotten me all overheated […]
Olympic Swimmer Tom Daley Gets Wet In “Fabulous”
And let the exploitation of Olympic hotness begin! We previously featured young, fun, and sexy Tom Daley in “The Locker Room” and he’s getting more exposure as the 2012 Summer Olympics draws closer. Fabulous had a novel concept – shoot Tom soaking wet! Before you […]
The Locker Room: Pat Curran
This video gave me a boner despite being meant as a comedy. So I decided to explore. Mixed martial arts is incredibly violent interesting because you get to punch AND kick. You can really fuck someone up. If you’re going to get in the cage, […]