I’m too horny right now to describe what’s happening in this picture of hot rugby players. You know the drill by now, right? It’s time for another round of Caption This! If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) […]
Category: Sports
The Locker Room: Jonathan Pelissie
I have seen the face of God and it’s this guy. Let’s all give thanks and praise to Dewitt, because that ho is always sending me special packages in the e-mail. This morning I was greeted by French rugby player Jonathan Pelissie on my screen, […]
Michael Phelps Gets It HARD In The Shower
How hard is Michael Phelps getting it in the shower? Very hard. Exactly what is this mysterious “it” that he’s getting? Confidence! He’s getting a ton of confidence from Head & Shoulders anti-dandruff shampoo. Surely, he’ll need it when he goes up against the Ryan […]
The Locker Room: Ryan Lochte
It’s ok if you think you’re in love with a merman. We all are after looking at these pictures. This is swimming sensation Ryan Lochte. He has the aquatic prowess of Michael Phelps, but he’s a helluva lot cuter. Lochte’s from New York and he’s […]
How Did We Miss Two Guys Making Out On The Field?
One of the nifty things about writing a blog for a big gay company is that the majority of the employees are into what you’re writing about – hot guys doing homosexual things. If Dewitt or I miss a trick (so to speak), it’s inevitable […]
“If You Can Shoot, You Can Shoot”
Here’s some hunky pro hockey players supporting our right to be whomever the fuck we want to be. Sweet. I’m not kidding on the “hunky.” Hockey players might wear big stupid pads but underneath them are some sweaty bodies to sin with. Sure, some of […]
The Locker Room: Adam Scott
He’s not a surfer. He’s famous for golf. Golf, you ask? GOLF has hot guys? Sure. Yes, it’s a ridiculous sport. When I picture golf, I picture boring corporate buddies discussing finance and how to hide the affair with the lady in HR from their […]
Kevin Love Whispers A Love Letter To My Taint
As promised, here is an erotic art film I made of Kevin Love reading The Cat in the Hat, simply entitled “Kevin Love Whispers A Love Letter To My Taint”. You can watch the original video here, in case you missed it earlier today… – […]
The Most Sexual Reading of The Cat in the Hat Ever
I don’t expect any of you to watch all 11:54 minutes of Minnesota Timberwolves player Kevin Love reading The Cat in the Hat, but you should at least witness the way he says the word “wet” over and over again. Seriously! In terms of oddly […]
Linsanity: You Can Buy Jeremy Lin’s Drawers On Ebay
Let’s see some of you chiming in about this in the comments. How many of you out there LOVE to sniff on dirty drawers? “Dirty” in the sense that the skivvies have got that sweaty balls-worked out in-musky aroma that make you go rock solid […]