Never say we don’t listen to you. After reading J. Harvey‘s post about the “Tim Tebow Conundrum“, one of you requested pics of San Francisco 49ers quarterback Alex Smith. Wait, who? I mean, not to reinforce stereotypes or anything, but we had never heard of […]
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The Tim Tebow Conundrum: I’m Kinda Irritated With My Dick
I have a confession to make – I think Tim Tebow is the sexiest piece of pro football ass since Adam Vinatieri kicked the Pats into a Superbowl win and then left for…I have no clue where. I only watch pro football if it’s an […]
Caption This: On The Field (Part II)
What’s with athletes winding up in compromising and thoroughly homoerotic positions on the playing field? Not that we’re complaining! Images like this are the reason our Caption This feature exists. They’re just begging for some saucy commentary. If you’re up for the challenge, leave a […]
Hot Rugger: Dan Carter
As a friend of mine says, “HOLY SHITBALLS.” When you Google “hot rugby player”, this sports deity pops up. Dan Carter looks like if Superman ditched the world-saving and took up short shorts and running on the pitch. Carter’s also a spokesbod for Jockey. He’s […]
Ben Cohen’s 2012 Calendar. It’s For A Good Cause!
We’ll never turn down an excuse to talk about Ben Cohen. The former rugby player, who retired to become a full-time activist, continues to use his sex appeal for the power of good. Proceeds from his 2012 calendar will be donated to and support the […]
Hot Pro Wrestlers Sheamus And Kofi Kingston Will Beat A Bully
When J. Harvey was a young’n, he would gather with his chums and watch professional wrestling. While the other little guys were emulating their spandexed heroes by practicing headlocks and clotheslines on each other during these broadcasts, Lil’ J. Harvey was wondering why he had […]
The Holiday Season Is A Magical Time: Santa Speedo Run
What’s your favorite part of the holiday season? Is it the twinkling lights or the Baby Jesus made of cheese? Is it mocking your Gentile friends who won’t be receiving a verified eight gifts this year or hot chocolate with liberal doses of peppermint Schnapps? […]
Iván Pillud: One Of Soccer’s Biggest Tools
No, guy, we should be giving YOU a thumbs up. What has two thumbs, is a pro soccer player, and very cool with showing off his bare bone on camera? Iván Pillud! He’s an Argentinian footballer who plays for Racing Club de Avellaneda. More importantly, […]
Brad Penny: Please Fuck Me
While casting my dirty perv net out into the murky Internet waters to snag something attractive, I pulled up major league baseball pitcher Brad Penny. We used to swoon over him when he played for our Red Sox, but it’s not like he lost any […]
Would You Hit That?: Shaun White
This is kind of a PRE-Shaun White edition of “Would You Hit That?”. TMZ is claiming there are nude pics of the lion-haired X Games superstar up for sale, so we’re DEFINITELY going to post a Part 2 when those hit the Net’. White isn’t […]