Puck me, Mike Komisrek! I fell in lust with Toronto Marlies player (that’s hockey for the sports knowledge-deficient among you) Mike Komisarek after happening upon his pics. My lust grew after viewing his opinion on openly gay professional athletes: Am I right? He’s not the […]
Are you aware that David Beckham has a butt? Researchers at Callipygian University were convinced that he might not have a butt, after rumors began swirling that the famous soccer player used a butt double in the Guy Ritche-directed ad for his H&M underwear line […]
Everyone looks good in a singlet. Actual wrestlers. Hairy guys. Gorgeous male models. Gay porn stars. Cubs. Twinks. Barbra Streisand fans. Mark Ruffalos. Guys with big dicks. Vapid NYC slut bloggers. Underwear models. Bears who rap. Muscle bears who (probably) don’t rap. If you show […]
Who’s this tall drink of March Madness? Will Sheehey plays for for Indiana University’s Hoosiers and I want him to dunk his balls in my mouth basket. His high school coach describes him as having “a little bit of a chip on his shoulder” and […]
That handsome and formidable-looking youth is Nick Kasa. He’s a senior at the University of Colorado and a potential NFL pick. Nick spoke with ESPN Radio about his experience at the NFL Combine (that’s where future NFL prospects meet with reps from the teams and […]
Is anyone else exhausted that, every time a straight athlete comes out in support of the LGBT community, it’s considered headline-worthy “news“? Justin Verlander, a pitcher for the Detroit Tigers and clear nominee for 2013’s Best Major League Baseball Smile, wouldn’t “mind” if there were a […]
Make way for ginge! Bruce Miller is #49 on the San Francisco 49ers. That must be a lot of responsibility. Good thing he’s pretty (like his teammate Colin Kaepernick). He may have lost the Superbowl this year, but he gets to be the redheaded giant […]
This is Josh Gorges . He’s the alternate captain of the Montreal Canadiens, to the tune of 3.9 million a year. NHL Insights has Tweeted several times that Gorges is about to become the first openly gay hockey player in NHL history. High sticking turned […]
This morning I awoke to a NewNowNext story entitled “Beards Keep You Young, Healthy & Handsome, Says Science“. As a bearded man who wants to be all of those things, this sounded like great news until I read the article and realized that it was […]
Nick Hundley is a catcher for the San Diego Padres, and you’re about to see his butt! Okay, so technically you won’t get a glimpse of any actual skin (a la Joel Dreessen), but this candid locker room footage gives you a nice idea about […]
