What do American Idol's Sanjaya Malakar, The Hills' Heidi Montag and (maybe) former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich have in common? They'll all be contestants on I'm a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!, a new NBC series based on a British show with the same name. The […]
Category: Television
Swedish Twinks Have Some Serious Talent
Forget about Susan Boyle on Britain's Got Talent. I'm all about the Swedes! Four skinny Swedish boys pulled a "full monty" on an episode of Sweden's Got Talent. Check out their hilarious performance above. If Sweden has music videos and naked boys dancing… I may […]
Miss California Lives in the Land of Opposite Marriage
There's an idiot-storm gathering. Her hair is blonde and her tan is fake. And I am afraid. Some who advocate for "opposite marriage" have taken the issue far beyond absolute stupidity. They want to bring their ignorance into my television! Speaking of which, have you […]
Brooke Hogan’s Boobs Aren’t the Only Things That Are Fake
And no, I'm not talking about her nose. According to an insider on the set of Brooke Knows Best, Hulk Hogan's fame-whore daughter didn't have any friends… so she had to hire them! Brooke's roommates and best friends on the show, Glenn Douglas Packard and […]
Parks and Recreation Rocks a Speedo
Parks and Recreation debuted on NBC last night, and the reviews have been rather mixed. Personally, I thought Amy Poehler was fantastic in her role as Leslie Knope. Some people seem to think she's just a female version of Steve Carrell's Michael Scott on The […]
Could SVU Survive Without Meloni and Hargitay?
Apparently NBC is threatening to replace Chris Meloni and Mariska Hargitay on Law and Order: SVU because both actors are asking for a raise. The actors currently make $350,000 per episode, totaling to about $7 million a year. With their contracts up in May, NBC could […]
Could NBC Have Saved Kings by Making it Even Gayer?
Word on the street is that NBC's new gay(ish) series Kings will be moving to Saturday nights, after four Sundays of not-so-hot ratings. Presumably, this ousting from the Sunday slots means the show is headed towards cancellation territory, but could the peacock network have saved the […]
SNL Does ‘The Fast and Bi-Curious’
I don't think I'll ever understand Andy Samberg's obsession with gay stuff. He says it's all about mocking how uncomfortable straight men are with homosexuality, but I can see how some people are offended by his antics, you know? While Samberg's Fast and the Furious […]
Doctor House Gets the Ismael Alvarez Makeover
Even if he's sort of got crazy eyes, there's something sexy about Hugh Laurie. It could just be his bad-ass character on House, but I've always thought there was more to it than that. He's got this everyday man appeal about him, you know? OMG […]
Project Runway Makes It Work
Calm down all you fierce tranny hot messes! After a bit of legal hullaballoo, Project Runway is returning to television this summer. The sixth season will take place in Los Angeles and will include appearances by Christina Aguilera, Eva Longoria Parker and Rebecca Romjin. I'm really looking […]