A British woman is pleading for volunteers to get her son laid. If that doesn't sound odd from the get-go, the fact that her son is a 21-year-old with Down's Syndrome might do it. The woman, Lucy Baxter, claims she just wants her son Otto […]
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Britney Spears Not Entirely Sure What Season It Is
While this is nowhere near as entertaining as when her "pussy was
Daddy Issues
Why do I find it so sexy to see a man holding his child? I mean, it's not like I have a va-jay-jay to pop out any babies, so there's literally no reason for me to be turned on by someone being a good father! […]
There’s No Recession in Mariah Carey’s World
Mariah Carey must be living in her own world because the diva recently made an offer on a $125 million mansion in Beverly Hills. Earth to Mariah, there's a recession going on. However, it seems like her husband Nick Cannon is feeling the recession. Allegedly […]
Wanda Sykes to Entertain at White House Correspondent’s Dinner
Will there finally be a White House Correspondent's Dinner that's mildly entertaining? In the past comedians have largely kept it safe as they entertain the press and the President, but this year Wanda Sykes has been chosen as the headliner, and I can't wait to […]
Britney Spears is the New Shakespeare
Parents across the nation had their panties in a bunch when they heard that Britney Spears' "If U Seek Amy" would be played on radio, but little did they know that similar evils are probably taught in their children's English classes! According to Slate, phrases […]
Rihanna and Chris Brown Sex Tape?!
As if Rihanna and Chris Brown didn't have enough to worry about, but now Star magazine is reporting on an alleged sex tape of Rihanna and the woman beater Chris Brown. The magazine states, "The leaked police photo of Rihanna's battered face stunned and horrified […]
Anderson Cooper Refuses to Wriggle
Everyone knows that you need to dance if you're going to appear on Ellen DeGeneres' talk show, but Anderson Cooper isn't having any of that! Ellen introduced the silver fox with Estelle's "American Boy", and he opted to merely walk out onto the set. "No […]
Ed Westwick Will Have Sex in Public to Prove He’s Not Gay
Can we talk about the horrible photoshopping in this shot of the Gossip Girl cast in Rolling Stone? Unlike New York Magazine's brilliant cover with the cast lying in a bed together, it's so blatantly clear that Leighton Meester and Blake Lively didn't pose under […]
Did American Idol Dismiss Alexis Grace to Prove It’s Not Fixed?
After “voted off” last night? I’ve heard plenty of gay dudes turn out better versions of Dolly Parton‘s “Jolene” at karaoke bars, but her performance was far from the worst of the bunch! For one of many examples, see Adam Lambert‘s weird-ass rendition of Johnny Cash‘s […]