Black Friday can be a horrifying, terrifying, soul-sucking, day. There’s been deaths in past years caused by trashy-people consumers! It’s too much, and rather ugly. We need some beauty. Enter Ty Thomas. If you’re shell-shocked by Black Friday, you should do what Ty Thomas does. […]
Ah, Thanksgiving. It’s that time when we Americans eat turkey, share what we’re thankful for in life, and try to forget that the holiday is pretty much based on the subjugation of Native Americans. Know what I’m thankful for? Pornography! It’s not just a job, […]
Oh, Connor Maguire. You are one of the sexiest guys in porn. You always look like you’re sneering, you’re a hairy firecrotch, you have body, and a big ole’ dick. And word is that you’re kinky as fuck. After watch the teaser and pics for […]
Yes, the fuck receptacle that the very busy Topher Dimaggio is sticking his dick into IS Tegan Zayne. Cocky Boys should receive a daily blowjob from me for putting Topher and Tegan together. It starts off with a cocksucking in a hammock and gets hotter […]
Below you will see a pic of a man eating a cream pie. Because some guys LIKE eating jizz out of another dude’s butt. That’s Lucas Entertainment for you. Here’s Zander Craze (such a good porn name) fucking Tyler Berg with his big, floppy uncut […]
A hot gym pic on Instagram is so much more preferable to an airbrushed pic of some muscular model dude. A sweaty dude showing off his efforts in the locker room is so much more realistic and admirable. Dude WORKED to have arms from hell, […]
Louis is a handsome young man from Sean Cody with a sexed-up gym body who’s more than happy to grip his dick and massage it in an up-and-down motion until he eventually spurts cum for your delight. You should grip YOUR dick and emulate him. […]
You really only need this GIF of Ryan Rose getting his big porn superhero butt rocked by Topher Dimaggio to entice you into “About Last Night” from Falcon Studios, right? I sense that this latest porn epic from Falcon Studios is going to be the […]
Oh, Ashton McKay. You of the perfect body who doesn’t seem to have a Twitter handle. I hate when porn gods don’t have Twitter handles! It means I can’t stalk them on social media! What the hell else am I supposed to do on social […]
Randy Blue who? Yeah, Randy Blue! Remember when they were the shit and then they stopped posting scenes? Well, they’ve actually posted a new scene. Porn detectives, is this new? I could go investigate myself, but I’m too busy making plans to get stuffed like […]
