“Hey Ricardo, what’s up?” “Not much. Just walking around in the canyons in these little shorts. Flexing. Looking ripped.” “Yeah, those shorts are pretty skimpy. They look like they’re about to fall right off of you.” “Dude, I think it’s cuz’ of my round, muscular […]
“White Heat” is right! That’s Benjamin from Elite Models lovingly depicted by photographer Patrick Lacsina. He’s playing some sort of pool boy. Sometimes, in my deepest and darkest secret self, I want to be one of those old rich ladies who lives in Malibu, California. […]
It’s interesting that French model Lauric Reynes-Bentata’s first name is “Lauric”. Drop the “L” and it’s “auric”. And “auric” means “of, relating to, derived from, or containing gold”. And that…wait, fuck, he’s painted silver. Nevermind. Thought I was on to something there. Lauric’s got his […]
“Yeti butt” should not be confused with “cub butt“, a term heavily associated with Canadian gay porn wonder Marko Lebeau. The former refers to an unpredictable excess of fur on an otherwise smooth and clean-cut muscle jock, while the latter takes that concept and adds […]
Every once in awhile we introduce you to 2013’s top models in our “Quickie” feature. We’ve recently gifted your eyes with dapper bastards like Sean O’Pry and Arthur Kulkov. Here’s another member of their supermodel brethren – Ben Hill. Hailing from Georgia, Ben has walked […]
Warning! Kevin Cote may cause twitching in areas below your waist. I found myself involuntarily doing Kegel exercises upon spotting his latest shoot with Anjhon on Homotography, and the most shocking thing is that I have literally no idea what I’d do with him sexually. […]
Now that is some prime beef. Feast your eyes (and your boner) on model Miguel La Cruz. La Cruz’s a personal trainer who moonlights as a model. Those blues lasering out of that dark, beautiful skin. Dude is striking! Do you think he’d let me spend […]
Feast your eyes on the Russian beauty of male model Arthur Kulkov. Frankly, he’s the only thing out of Russia that I want anything to do with at this point. Arthur is one of the top ten male models in the WORLD. He’s from SIBERIA. I […]
Abercrombie & Fitch is a elitist bullshit brand, it’s kind of culty, and it’s run by an obnoxious man who looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein in man-drag. These are all facts. What’s also a fact is that Hunger Games actor Alexander Ludwig is devastatingly gorgeous and […]
We know what some of you are thinking! Is Landon Falgoust related to Kaylan Falgoust? Are they the same person, or is every man that Rick Day photographs so excruciatingly stunning that you can’t tell them apart? We’re not sure if we have any answers […]
