Celebrity Skin: Ben Affleck’s Dick In “Gone Girl”

After somehow staying under wraps for months, pictures of Ben Affleck‘s dick in Gone Girl have finally arrived on the internet. They made me realize that his wife Jennifer Garner wasn’t exaggerating when she said “you’re welcome” for being generous enough to share it with the world, because damnit, it is an impressive penis.

I mean, why the fuck were we ever freaking out over Michael Fassbender‘s junk? Give Ben Affleck’s penis an Oscar! Give Ben Affleck’s penis a Golden Globe! Give Ben Affleck’s penis a Grammy, because honestly, it would release songs better than half of this year’s nominees if it could sing.

Give Ben Affleck’s penis to me. Now.

UPDATE: We received a request to remove these files, so you’ll have to look for pictures of Ben Affleck’s penis elsewhere.

– Dewitt

Check out Ben Affleck’s surprisingly massive dong in the pics below:

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12 thoughts on “Celebrity Skin: Ben Affleck’s Dick In “Gone Girl”

  1. I was wondering when these pics would hit the net. My bf and I watched this movie in the theaters two months ago and he leaned over to asked was that his dick. lol lol I was like yup!!! lol Hot! Hot! Hot! 🙂

  2. I was watching closely in the theatre, but the scene went by so quickly I never saw it. I must’ve blinked. Thanks for posting the photos and clip.

  3. From the pics and gif, you can’t really tell that the penis belongs to Ben. This particular section could have been done by a body double because they’re not showing his complete body (with his face) in the frame of the picture. If he were that endowed, believe me, we would have seen Ben’s privates sooner than this. Just my own opinion.

  4. Also, why is it that when a good looking male movie star shows his privates the lighting has to be dim and the scene is two seconds short? Why, oh why, is there never a hidden cameraman around snapping those pics?

  5. Unlikely. There are plenty of slow motion captures out there now, besides the one above, and the way the camera pans down his body from his face to his dick, there’s not a cut in there, or any place where it could be.

  6. When a male celebrity does any nudity in his films, it’s a big deal and really generates publicity for him. As far as I know, a body double has never used in these cases. In fact, I would think if a body double ever was used, it would be bad press for the actor, making people wonder what he has to hide that he has to have a stand-in. Also, as ‘ThatCommenter’ pointed out a very important fact. The camera follows Ben’s face down to his body without stopping. This is definitely him. Hope this is the first nude scene of many.

  7. Well IF that is his cock, it’s a beauty on a beautiful man. Of course there are prosthetic cocks that they use so that these male prim a-donnas don’t have to show their actual cock. Apparently they are quite popular on the set of Spartacus. POUND ME BEN…with whatever you’ve got! It’s all good here.

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