Celebrity Skin: Bruce Willis

Let’s turn the clock way back to the year 1994. Bruce Willis was one of the reigning kings of the movie theater and he took somewhat of a left turn with Color of Night. In this godawful flick, the Die Hard star played a colorblind (plot point) therapist who must figure out who killed Scott Bakula. Color of Night is the worst, but it’s worth remembering as one of the only times Bruce Willis has showed his cock to the camera.

Bruce’s shrink character embarks on a lusty affair with the female lead, and they’re fucking all over the dead Quantum Leap guy’s mansion. Did I mention she’s also disguising herself as her dead brother and, unbeknownst to Bruce, participating in his therapy group? A therapy group in which one of the patients is the murderer? *gasp* Yep – baaaaad movie.

Now, as dick shots go, it’s not perfect. The cold has obviously worked it’s magic on Willis’ wang. But still, Bruce Willis dick on film! You at least have to check it out.

– J. Harvey

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This next one isn’t from the movie, but who cares, it’s some Bruce Willis ass.

51 thoughts on “Celebrity Skin: Bruce Willis

  1. Okay so this is one of the GREATEST campy movies EVER!! Come on?? Leslie Ann Warren is a riot as sex crazed kleptomaniac Sandra!! I mean its definitely no Oscar contender but it could have been MUCH worse…Atleast Megan Fox isnt in it….

  2. never never has turned my crank, but like him as a damn good actor…all the Die Hard flicks…good stuff…

  3. Much ado about nothing…….These aren’t even good pics of Bruce’s less than impressive endowment. But, yea, Bruce is one Hell of an actor! I’ll admit, I had a terrible crush on him during the “Moonlighting” series.

  4. I’m not even gonna go there, everyone is so critical on here, I know they are all hotter than Bruce Willis, and more successful too, fire up an extra hotplate cause I COULD USE A BBQ BALLPARKĀ  YOU ALL NEED A REALITY CHECK, CMON GUYS, GET REAL, AND STOP IT, NO WONDER PEOPLE HATE AND TALK ABOUT US GAY DUDES
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  5. There is something still sexy about Bruce. I wouldn’t kick him outta bed.

  6. I so agree with you!!! I for one was impressed. If, as it was stated, the water was truly cold and he still was that long….. What the hell are you all comparing it to?!?!? My guess is everyone that has posted negatively would LOVE to have theirs be that long in WARM water. Dudes need to get a life.

  7. I’ve always had a thing for Bruce Willis. His dick would be at least average, possibly more, but really who cares… so long as it works i’d still have a turn.
    I actually enjoyed this movie (for more than Bruce’s dick) it was simple entertainment.

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