Celebrity Skin: Chris Noth

You either want to see this or you don’t. And whichever side of the fence you fall on, it’s pretty clear that curiosity will get the best of you. For serious, okay? You can’t just tell someone that there are pictures of Chris Noth exposing himself in a kilt and not expect them to wonder about the former Sex and the City star’s furry crack and swingin’ nut sack.

These pics come from the ninth annual “Dressed To Kilt” charity fashion show. Apparently, Matthew Settle from Gossip Girl was also in attendance, but he (unfortunately) refrained from flashing his naughty bits at the audience. We guess they had already fulfilled their quota for DILF butts?

– Dewitt

To check out Chris Noth’s ass and balls, follow the JUMP:

910 thoughts on “Celebrity Skin: Chris Noth

  1. Ewwww, gross. I’ve never been able to tolerate Chris Noth. Can’t stand his face, his voice, any character he’s played, and I certainly don’t want to see him below the waist. Yuck.

  2. Chris has always been a hottie in my book and as abottom I think I might cross over to the top side of the field for that ass….

  3. I’ve never found him hot so this is a yuck moment for me. Why oh why Carrie would choose Big over Aiden is still a mystery to me. lol!

  4. Javah. According to the girls on “The View”. It’s his.
    Which is why he’s called Mr. Big.

  5. I don’t think it’s him …… LOL is it true they do not wear anything under the kilt ?

  6. Mr BIG? Damn right. And my fetish – jumbo balls. I wanna expire under a pair that size.

  7. I lived in England for a while and spent some time in Scotland. Was told be several Scot’s that it is tradition not to wear anything under the kilts, but they say most men are not brave enough to do it and do put something on.

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