Celebrity Skin: Kyle Bornheimer

Sure, Kyle Bornheimer isn’t your typical Hollywood hunk. It may even be questionable whether one could call him “famous”. He’s primarily known for playing the role of Sam Briggs on the short-lived comedy Worst Week, in which he spent a decent portion of his onscreen time without clothing. He also appeared alongside Alyssa Milano on the even shorter-lived series Romantically Challenged.

While his appeal isn’t something everyone can understand, there’s something utterly charming about his doofy smirk and cubbish build. He’s the type of guy you’d want to fuck senseless and then cuddle all the way into the next morning.

Well, maybe that’s just me? Either way, Bornheimer appeared naked in a 2004 short film entitled Spokane, showing off his hot buns for the entire world. Or at least anyone who bothered to watch it. The film appears on the Boys Life 7 anthology, which is allegedly available to watch instantly on Netflix. And did I mention the man-on-man action?

– Dewitt

To check out some naked pictures of Kyle Bornheimer, follow the JUMP:

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And now we look at nudie pics, despite terrible lighting:

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30 thoughts on “Celebrity Skin: Kyle Bornheimer

  1. Are you kidding! F**k yeah, Kyle is HOT! And he’s unassuming enough that you can take him home to your parents, without them really knowing what a sweet, rough roll-in-hay he is!

  2. Where can i find this????

    i like this guy..i saw him in a recent movie called ” You Again?”

  3. I don’t know why but this Guy is Hot, Cute, Adorable …. just a perfect partner …. He has this “I don’t know thing” that drive me nuts and after seen his butt pics … WOW … Now I am in love!!

  4. Kyle is the type of man I would love to date and snuggle up with at night in bed watching a good old Vampire, Werewolf, or Supernatural movie. He’s a little thick, but he’s hot.

  5. Kyle is indeed hot, I first saw him in the “Local Ad” episode of The Office, so adorable, he’s also in “she’s out of my league”

  6. You’re right, Woody. He is hotter than Rocky. I’ve always thought this guy was hot ever since I saw him in that dog food commercial. Thanks for showing us his ass!!!!

  7. I’ve been infatuated with Kyle Bornheimer since Worst Week and loved Spokane, the film from Boys Life 7. And I did stream it from Netflix! If I wasn’t married…

  8. There’s is something about Kyle that makes me get so hot and horny. He’s sexy and he’s the type of man I like. Those muscular tone guys don’t do it for me. Kyle’s type are the real men.

  9. I remember seeing him in Better Off Ted and thinking “who the fuck is that?!?”
    he is filled out in all the right places

  10. yes, Kyle is so my type .. the kind of guy I could curl up in bed with on a rainy night and feel safe. 🙂

  11. I’ve seen this short. Very interesting plotline. I knew I recognized him from somewhere!

  12. I’ve seen this short. Very interesting plotline. I knew I recognized him from somewhere!

  13. WOOFY WOOF Yes he is hot and a real mannot some gym rat but looks all nataural.Loved seeing him in that short lived worst week sitcom. and just the right amount of hair I usually love em hairier the better but he is PERFECT!

  14. He’s cute, cuddly and sexy. I could put something on him grandma’s lye soap couldn’t take off. Yummy!

  15. These days it seems easier to be called a celebrity than it is to be called a homo sapien…

  16. Ultimate BF! He’s definitely a celebrity — albeit more of an up and coming celeb. He’s getting another shot in an NBC comedy debuting this Spring.

  17. Trust me – he is a celebrity, just not a HUGE one. I’ve had a crush on this guy for a few years now.

  18. Kyle is absolutly beautiful in every way,,,,so much more then the boy next door type,,everything from his beautiful eyes, adorable smile, and cub type body,,,I love it all,,,not only would he be a fantastic kisser but I’ll bet that he would be epic in bed, and I’m not meaning a quicky, I bet he can go all night and then cuddle after,,,he is perfect

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