Spoiler alert! On the fifth season of True Blood, people got naked a lot. The first episode was epic in terms of gratuitous male nudity. With the exception of Joe Manganiello‘s ridiculous werewolf sex scene—when we should have seen his penis—it all went downhill from there. Kind of like the plot.
For me, the highlight of the season was Sam Trammell gagged and butt-ass naked in handcuffs. Do you even know the things I’d do to that man if he were restrained? I’m obsessed with his fuzzy moobs! True, it doesn’t make sense that he’s flashing skin all of the time, when Joe Manganiello’s technically the one with the “better” body… But, geez, I’d take him over any of the other cast members.
Unrelated: Am I the only one who didn’t consider Stephen Moyer super-attractive until last night’s sex scene? I know this isn’t the first time we’ve seen him bumping uglies with a chick, but there was something about that angle and those thrusts that, um, got to me.
– Dewitt
Click through to see hot screen-caps from this season of True Blood:
Sam Trammell showing crack, moobs and pubes on episode 10, “Gone, Gone, Gone”:
Joe Manganiello showing torso and lower-back jizz targets on episode 11, “Sunset”:
Sam Trammell showing moobs and butt on episode 11, “Sunset”:
Stephen Moyer showing butt and thrusting hard on episode 12, “Save Yourself”:
Sam Trammell working that bondage realness in episode 12, “Save Yourself”:
I wouldn’t call those moobs. He’s in good shape, it just doesn’t help in his favor that all the other male actors have super ripped bodies on that show. Poor Sam…but he is hot, though
i agree with boomer, those are not moobs! it was kind of a twat thing to say dewitt, even tho u want to molest him lol.
Sam is the most naked man on True Blood and evidently the most confident.
From the posted pics of Bill…he needs to do some lunges or something for that pancake butt of his.
What about Christopher Meloni?!? I would take him over any of them. Just a handsome piece of male specimen.
It was a CRIME that he didn’t get naked before his character, um, “exited” the series.
I’ll own up to being a twat if I can jiggle those moobs.
::jiggle jiggle jiggle::
OMG !!! we did not see jason ( VERY FUCKABLE ) ass this season what is this world CUMMING 2 ?
Sam is totally hot.
Jesus he’s my kind of hot! Always did like Sam, alceid would be sexier if he had some chest fur!
lol,moobs SMH,This is coming froma man who is 36 years old is 5’7″ and weighs 141lbs. *If those are moobs,than please sign me up I’d kill for that chest. I’ve never been heavy at all but have been too scrawny and that’s why I say………IF THOSE ARE MOOBS, where do I sign up to get some? XD
Sam has a nice cock I want it