Celebrity Skin: The Best Naked Male Celebs of 2013

We learned this year that Celebrity Skin is the gift that keeps on giving. People really don’t seem to give a fuck when a famous actor got naked, as long as he’s showing off the goods. This explains how the winning shots on our 2013 list of the “Best Naked Male Celebs” came from a TV show that went off air a decade ago, and if that weren’t enough to make our point, posts about Mark Ruffalo and Daniel Craig were more popular than anything else on this countdown.

(See last year’s list here.)

With the exception of New Zealand actor James Wells‘ enormous schlong on the tail end, most of these guys are fairly well-known and, in some cases, household names. Overall, there are at least seven instances of full-frontal nudity, six of which dominated bare ass shots of James Franco, Kellan Lutz and Ryan Kwanten. We’re going to take this as an indication that we should peruse Famous Dick for some content that lives up to the site’s name. Famous butts just aren’t enough for you anymore, eh?

– Dewitt

Take a look at the top Celebrity Skin posts of 2013:

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10. JAMES WELLS:

We wrote: “If you’ve been watching Spartacus: War of the Damned on Starz, you’ll no doubt be familiar with New Zealand actor James Wells who plays the part of Totus, the rebel Gaul. Now, thanks to the show’s visionary producers, you can be familiar with ‘his’ penis. Naturally, there’s a little back and forth on the internet about whether or not it’s real (because who doesn’t like a legitimate excuse to really get up close to the screen and take a good look).”

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9. RYAN KWANTEN:

We wrote: “The entire plot of True Blood basically revolves around finding excuses to get Ryan Kwanten naked, so it might be hard to get it up for these butt shots from the 2012 film Not Suitable For Children. I discovered this bit of celebrity nudity while researching my post ‘10 Non-Porn Films I Would Very Much Like To See‘. Initially, I got excited that it was available through TLAgay, thinking that we’d get to see dear Jason Stackhouse in some steamy gay love scenes… But nope!”

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8. KELLAN LUTZ:

We wrote: “Kellan Lutz, the actor primarily known for his role as ‘that guy who takes his clothes off a lot‘, has finally gone full-on naked for the 2013 film Java Heat… It’s yet to be determined whether his butt has as much appeal as his angelic, pretty boy face, but, hell, he could have no butt at all, and most of you would still want to hit that.”

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7. JAMES FRANCO:

We wrote: “Am I wrong that it’s almost anticlimactic to see James Franco‘s butt? The 34 year-old actor isn’t exactly shy about anything! He’ll openly discuss his sexuality. He’ll openly make us question said sexuality when he does weird lip sync videos to Justin Bieber‘s ‘Boyfriend‘… And, perhaps most importantly, he’ll openly show us his butt.”

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6. JAMES PUREFOY:

We wrote: “Based on entirely scientific research, I know that approximately twenty percent of Manhunt Daily readers want to see James Purefoy‘s penis. After I documented my lust for the British actor in our ‘Who Would You Rather?: The Following Edition‘ post earlier this week, I’m now left with absolutely no choice but to show you pictures of his penis.”

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5. JOSH HUTCHERSON:

We wrote: “20-year-old Hunger Games actor and straight ally Josh Hutcherson has a dick. And supposedly there are pics! Hutcherson ALLEGEDLY (please refer back to that ‘ALLEGEDLY’ if you’re Josh’s lawyer) went by the name of ‘Connor’ on an online hook-up site (sadly a straight one). ‘Connor’ not only had dick pics up for grabs (I wish) but also videos of him jacking it for the benefit of all the ladies. Fuck, that’s hot. Peeta jacking it.”

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4. ALEXANDER SKARSGARD:

We wrote: “The only good thing to come out of [the sixth season of True Blood] was a brief glimpse at Alexander Skarsgård‘s penis, which confirms that he’s uncut and a decent size when flaccid. One could argue that the homoerotic shaving scene between Warlow and Jason Stackhouse was also a nice treat, but fuck, when will one of those vampire sex dreams lead to some actual fucking? I want to see penetration shots of Rob Kazinsky‘s dick buried in Ryan Kwanten‘s tight muscle butt, and I won’t settle for anything less.”

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3. SCOTT EVANS:

We wrote: “As some of you might know, Scott Evans is the openly gay brother of actor Chris Evans. He earned his own slice of fame as one half of gay couple ‘Kish’ on the soap opera One Life To Live, and at some point thereafter, a collection of his (alleged) naked selfies began floating around Tumblr and other corners of the internet.”

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2. JOHNNY GALECKI:

We wrote: “Johnny Galecki, perhaps most known for his role on the CBS sitcom The Big Bang Theory, played a male prostitute in the 2006-2007 Broadway production The Little Dog Laughed. The role called for full-frontal nudity, and when Johnny heard the call, he answered with his dick swinging around on stage.”

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1. CHRISTOPHER MELONI:

We wrote: “Meloni was naked a lot on Oz, and it’s almost as if he were making up for his disappointing stint on True Blood years before it even happened. We saw his lower body from all sorts of angles, and there was even one moment where he spread his butt cheeks wide open like some of Manhunt‘s more adventurous members. Scenes like that make it clear why people feel compelled to make videos like this. He is, indeed, a mighty good man.”

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