That new Anna Faris comedy What’s Your Number? was in theaters for about 3 milliseconds and word is that it sucked. But nothing can suck if it involves copious amounts of almost nude Chris Evans. The creators of the flick obviously knew they had a flop, so they stripped him down as much as possible to get some homos in there. Fools. They never heard of screencaps? Feast your eyes on a plethora of Chris pics. Word is that it isn’t his ass in those “leaping off the dock” pics, but I refuse to believe it. Is anyone out there a celebrity male ass investigator? Sit down, Tom Cruise.
Wait, does he have a boner in one of those basketball court pics?
– J. Harvey
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Dayum, it does look like those boxer briefs are heavily loaded up…I’d go 1 on 1 with him any day!
I like to think t hat he is just that well hung! Very Hot. I’ll probably rent this movie any way, but I’m not paying 12 bucks for just 2 hours of anyone. That’s a month subscription of porn!
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He showed it nicely in Not Another Teen Movie. Banana half up it and all. You can contrast and compare all you like from that.
He needs to stop shaving off his chest hair. He looks better with fur.
Looks like a hardon to me.
the last shot is a body double. he ‘s a friend of Chris Evans.
So why go to all the effort of going to the gym and eating rabbit food if you aren’t going to show off, at the very leasty, your hot ass??
Apparently it was a stunt, don’t remember why. Plus all the paparazzi would have sneaked some pictures, which he didn’t want 🙁
Chris Evans, OMG, what can one say? He’s hot as the flames of HELL!! And, you know, I don’t think he knows how sexy he is. Or, at least, he doesn’t act like he knows. BTW, the BB pic does look like a huge hard on, but I don’t think it’s all Chris–even though I’d wish to think he was that endowed. I think it’s a penis prosthesis, which slips over his real penis to make him look larger. Remember the early Mark Wahlberg movie where they had made a prothesis? He wound up not using it and not showing peen in the movie.
ok, i know there are some full on booty shots of joel mchale in this movie too, you need to do some equal opportunity butt posting!
Chris Evans is hot!! I would do anything with him and Ryan Reynolds in bed, except for fucking raw. LOL As Wanda use to say on ‘In Living Color’, I would rock their world.
fuck me literally want him to fuck me
If you mean Boogie Nights he DID use the prosthesis and DID show peen at the very end of the movie.
Don’t get too excited by the heavily loaded up boxer briefs…. in movies the junk is padded around so unlike normal people wearing those, you cannot see the outline of the aforementioned junk.
mmmm =P que ricooooooo
That next to last picture is soooo hot. I can just imagine the boner he’s got in there and getting to unveil and swallow it and then shove it up my………wait…great pics.
i found some pics/video of joel’s scene….yeah…it’s kind of a sad ass. he’s cute as fuck and i dig him without his pants on, but……..it was very white, flat and pancake-y. i guess i forgot just how tall he was (tall guys tend to have not so amazing asses, on average anyway). live and learn
Chris Evans just need to show everyone his junk!! 😀
Flame on!!!! Hotter than hot he can do me anytime. Not heard of the movie here in Spain but who cares, just bend me over Chris and take me!!!!!!
Awesome man! I can cum just hearing his name mentioned…
Flame on, haha, loved that.