Celebrity Skin: Tom Hardy (We Know, We Know)

Yes, we tend to write a lot about Tom Hardy. This shouldn’t require an explanation. He’s beefy, with pillowy lips that require a cock between them. And a cock’s been there before, hi-yo! So, whenever we uncover pics of his tool – it must be noted.

Unfortunately, we found the following dick shots via He Who Must Not Be Named. Hey, at least this explains why that bitch gets so many pageviews. And yes, I’m jealous. Of course, I’m jealous. Dewitt and I are SO much cuter than him, and way less ignorant and annoying. Well, Dewitt’s less ignorant. And less annoying.

Here’s some screencaps of Mr. Hardy from a short film called Sergeant Slaughter, My We Big. It’s got something to do with the army, he’s got a military-looking beret on. For all we know, he’s playing Sgt. CockBounce. We totally salute that guy.

– J. Harvey

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6 thoughts on “Celebrity Skin: Tom Hardy (We Know, We Know)

  1. Tom Hardy is hot, but he has such a tiny uncut pickle. I still find him attractive, little cock or not. I definitely would date this guy.

  2. Oy vey he isn’t even erect and you say he’s small?
    You really can’t judge size unless he has an erection could just be a grower not a show-er.

  3. huge balls!
    I could can fit 3 or 4 of my flacid cocks into my erect cock… this shot doesn’t tell the whole story.
    Lets see that baby faced cutie lick those big balls! (and who is HE, btw?)
    Then we’ll know what T.H. has to show.

  4. It’s a shame that some really nice looking guys have such a small manliness. Can’t they get that deficit fixed?

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