In recent times, most male full-frontal scenes in movies are played for comedy. When Jason Segel or Ken Jeong bounce their dicks out for the audience, it’s for a gasp and a belly laugh. Although, I’m sure some of us rewound a certain scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Nevertheless, they’re still “men’s pee-pees are strange and off-putting” moments.
It’s pretty unusual when a scene with viewable cock is deadly serious. Viggo Mortensen’s naked fisticuffs in Eastern Promises is one of those. In the 2007 thriller, he plays a Russian mobster in London who gets in a very intense scuffle in a lockerroom. While completely naked. There are very few chuckles as Viggo kills, and gets pretty effed up himself. We’re talkin’ knives and blood everywhere. Fighting naked is no joke, but he’s the kind of actor who just goes for it.
– J. Harvey
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He’s really hot … I always imagined him hung like a horse. Clearly I was mistaken!
Maybe he’s a grower.. not a shower?
Wow, he was so sexy in Lord of the Rings…….
Musta been cold in that sauna
Surprise, surprise. The negative nellies are in full force again. Obviously, not everyone can be hung like all of you guys….
I guess he is cut. In many ways.
Reminds me of Oz from HBO
What’s that old saying my mama taught me … more than a mouthful is more than enough? ;-P
im sure acting that scene was ANYTHING but a turn on.
typical american – bigger is better – big gulp-supersize – i am so sick of people talking about dick size-
A friend recommended “Eastern Promises” so I rented it. Thought it was one of the sickest movies I’ve ever seen. Felt like I needed a shower to clean off the movie sleaze.
Someone please say those tatts AREN’T real !
how can he be a shower if hes fighting in one? ;P
ok, so he’s pretty much hung like a gerbil, from the looks of it . . .
He still might be. When one is fighting, or engaging in intense physical exertion, the body goes into oxygen debt. The Blood, goes where it is needed, which is to nourish, provide oxygen to the muscles doing the exerting. Like your dick is small when you come out of cold water, or one is very cold.
I love him!
The tats are not real.
STILL THINK HE’S ONE OF THE HOTTEST MEN IN FILM.
Read a couple of interviews with him. Liberal-minded, extremely intelligent, well-read. I’ll take that any day.
What kind of morons think a soft dick is supposed to be huge??? Seriously….seriously, how many men do you think actually walk around swinging 10 inches soft??? They may populate your delusions and fantasies, but in the real world there are VERY few……and you probably haven’t actually seen any of them….so, shut the fuck up.
Clearly, you can’t judge a book by it’s cover.
Didn’t really care for the movie much. However he’s a good actor in most that I’ve seen him in. As for the size police. I like my ass tight and in tact, give me a nice body and average dick anyday. The big ones are fun to look at and play with, nothing more.
while I agree with u in sentiment (and I think Vigo’s looks just fine as is), I have known a lot of black men who have huge dicks when soft and only slightly larger when hard…
he is a sexy guy….