Chris Crocker’s Cock (Again)

I can’t even bother with the context of the photo you’re about to see, because everything about Chris Crocker (aside from his current physical appearance) makes me want to die a little inside. The one-time YouTube “gaylebrity” ended his porn career before it even started, and now he’s posting naked pictures of himself (again) for attention.

Are you aware that he’s allegedly “100% Top”? Yes, the creature man who brought you “Leave Britney Alone” has come to the conclusion that he’s exclusively into pounding ass, after only bottoming four times in his life! Also, he’s apparently into bareback creampie porn? ::sigh:: I can’t believe I’m even writing this post. Is it too early for a beer?

– Dewitt

Click through to see Chris Crocker’s cock (again):

2,453 thoughts on “Chris Crocker’s Cock (Again)

  1. I will give him his dues when it comes to his cuteness.  That said it all goes to shit once he opens his mouth and that Prada clutch falls out.
    He is a shining example of why Youtube can be a dangerous thing for small minds.  Did he really think he was cute or relevant when he did the whole Britney  thing?  And now it has immortalized him on the internet.  
    And does he think that letting the Ms Clairol fade and growing some scruff makes him manly now?  Hardly.

  2. Truth be told, I’m almost ashamed to admit this, but if you just posted this pic and didn’t say who it was, just asked “would you hit it?” I’d say hell yeah. He is hot now, but knowing who he is and the things he’s done ruins it lol

  3. I have no idea who this man is or was but, he is damned sexy and very good looking!!
    Iluvcumgutrs

  4. What Matt said. Physically hittable, but horrible in almost every other way. Internet celebrities ate the worst kind of person.

  5. A) It’s never to too early for a beer! Hell, it’s the best part of waking up, next to Folgers…  and blowjobs 😉

    B) I can see him being a top. Every other pillow biter I know claims o be one as well

    C) My god, he’s ****ing hot! Lordy!

  6. i don’t know a lot about this chris crocker person.

    can someone tell me whom he is, and list the things he’s done that’s, apparently, earned him a bad name among the queers?

  7. wow, can’t believe the transformation, from ‘Leave Britney alone’ to this sexy  thing.
    grrrr

  8. Here you go, Saint Impatience.  But I warn you, what you are about to see will change your life…FOREVER…and not in a good way.  I must confess, I’d do him.  Now excuse me while I go cry over my shame.
     
    http://youtu.be/kHmvkRoEowc

  9. What a change, but we can never outrun our past.

    I hadn’t heard that he had backed out from the porn though…….

    ATLarchitect

  10. Oh…guess I forgot to add my MH name on my comment above.  Whoops.

    BigDaddyT

  11. If you really think it’s too early for a beer, have a Bloody mary…people are much more accepting.

    seabibtm

  12.  agreed — never cared for his personality at all, but the guy has major sex appeal nowadays

  13. If he can leave Britney alone, maybe he can fall into my ass…he got hot.  

  14. DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me LIKE 😛

  15. He’s is pretty cute now, never underestimate the power of you tube or a sex tape, Look at Kim Kardashian, no talent but rich cause she sucked a dick on tape and her father was a lawyer who helped acquit a murderer, the american public is not right

  16. He must have suddenly realized that being a crying cunty bitch does not equal sexy.

  17. well…b4 reading this i had absolutely no idea who he was…i watchd the leave Britney alone link and went WTF? but then i watched a few others,,even had a good laugh, he’s an intriguing lad… i watched his “I’m Straight Now” post and i hav to admit the boy has a point about how society does like to put us all in neat little boxes and if we step out of what is the “perceived” category that we’ve been arbitrarily assigned then all hell breaks loose… i look like a bearcub and ppl assume that i’m into activities that involve Capital Letters unfortunately i’m prob as vanilla as they come..i like to perform classical ballet because of the physical challenge involved in making your body do as its told, the same reason i loved gymnastics. I also live on a farm, breed livestock, build fences and chuck haybales around… i guess what i am trying to say is that i admire the fact that chris crocker refuses to be pidgeon-holed and dares to be whoever he wants to be.. as his age i was getting married to make my mum happy, i now have 3 gorgeous kids but… it would have been nice to have been as brave as he is and not let anyone else dictate my life… well thanks for reading…raverboi 🙂

  18. I’m glad someone actually read long enough (past the title) to actually see that sentence! Thanks, BixGuy23.

  19. Someone please explain how we went from the little girl crying about Britney to this?  There’s no way they’re the same person.

  20. I’d love to have him top me and put that cock of his as deep as it would go inside me bareback!

  21. I am floored that this is the same person as that bitch screaming Leave Britney Alone! so confused..

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