Oh, TV Line better be correct. Let’s break it down.
Assorted facts about former Law & Order: Special Victims Unit actor and current sexy bastard Christopher Meloni:
1. He’s SO smoking daddy hot.
2. He has no problem with nudity. When he played Keller on HBO’s OZ, he showed ass, cock, AND BUTTHOLE. What actor does that and still goes on to a successful mainstream career? His character was a bisexual serial killer in a torrid love affair with a another male prisoner. Come to think of it, it was one of the best depictions of a gay romance on television in years. Well, except for the whole they- had- both-killed-people thing.
3. Elliot Stabler, his crusading police detective on SVU, was dreamy.
Assorted Facts About True Blood:
1. Everybody’s naked all the time. The show is just sex, sex, sex.
2. The majority of the vampires are bisexual, and a fair number are outright gay.
3. The show is on HBO.
In conclusion:
1. Christopher Meloni is in talks to play a probably bisexual vampire on a sexually-charged tv show that takes place in the sultry South. On a network, HBO, that once allowed him to show his butthole on another show.
2. There’s a good chance we’re going to see vampire Christopher Meloni nude and fucking another dude on True Blood next season.
*bows*
– J. Harvey
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I’ve been needing this since I started drooling over him on Oz. He looks great, in general and for his age.
And you need to include the butthole screencap
Yes please! Love his smile, and body, and butthole.
wow!! love him
I had the biggest crush on him when he was younger. He still looks great.
He is one sexy motherfucker.
I worked with him repeatedly on Law and Order SVU!!! He was the nicest guy too! GREAT on set.
He is so super hott! I would love to run into him in a dark alley!! He can be my daddy!!!!
TASTY BEEF ! Head to Toe. SLURP !
He’s so fuckin hot
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes please
Meloni on TRUE BLOOD!!?? I haven’t heard such good news since it was reported that Kim K’s botox was infected with rabies.
Look at those leg extensions! No wonder he made OZ totally awesome.
omg, beautiful ass! I would very much enjoy burying my face in it and not coming out for a good long while. 🙂
If that’s true, you’re gonna make me question my loyalty to Joe Manganiello.
He still is as sexy as ever. I would love to spend time with him!
those pits are fucking amazing. I would love to have him fuck me unconscious, then pass out buried in that hairy nest of goodness.
HE IS SMOKING HOT!!!
Love it when he was in OZ, still have the clip of that one, going to watch again to get nude recap! Sexy Man!
hes not all that!!! come get real men from new zealand!!!
Awesome news!! I wonder what took HBO so long to consider him as being part of the cast? And yes he’s still f*ing HOT.
He is soo Daddy hot!
OH THANK GOD!!!! i have been missing him sooo much on svu!
He’s so FUCKIN man ………….
hubba hubba hubba loved him in Oz. Saw it all yum yum yummy
Damn he looks hot !!!
NOW, IF WE COULD JUST GET JOE M, THE WEREWOLF/ALCIDE, TO SHOW HIS WARES AS WELL, THEN I’LL BE THE FIRST ONE ON LINE TO ORDER THE BLU-RAY OF THIS COMING SEASON, YaKNOW? AND, MELONI WITH JOE (2 BiSEXUALS?) HAVING GAY SEX, THE LOGO CHANNEL WILL DROP THEIR PEARLS JUST TO GET THE OPTIONS FOR THE FUTURE RE-SHOWING OF THIS HBO SERIES, YaKNOW?? JOE MANGANIELLO IS GOING TO BE THE “BREAKOUT CHARACTER” FROM THIS SERIES, SO PAIRING HIM UP WITH MELONI WOULD BE AN ITALIAN “SAUSAGE FEST” PEOPLE WILL TALK ABOUT FOR YEARS TO COME, AND COME AND COME…CAPISCE?? GO TRUE BLOOD, GO TRUE BLOOD, GO… POLARBEAR…
ESTE HOMBRE DESDE QUE LO VI ME ENCANTO ESTAS DE TODO SUPER BIEN Y LINDO DE CARA PERO TAMBIEN TIENE UN MUY BUEN TRASERO LE MANDO BESOS GRACIAS.
Christopher Meloni can strip for me anytime, if only he’d come to the UK.
I loved Keller and Beecher on OZ.
Man, exactly what I was thinking, but you said it better than I could…especially love the line about Logo dropping their pearls…LOL! Priceless!
I’ve loved Chris since his Oz days! He’s just gorgeous! I would luv to get with him any time any day! 🙂
We need details!!!
Wasn’t there a cock shot from the prison show that you forgot to post?
Damn i would stick my dick in that ass and never get it off. blue eyes handsome man. A fucking dream
I want to get some one like you
OBPB. We can read already. No need to SHOUT at us.
He’s very, very hot. Always has been. The shirt with the sleeves cut off and the tie make him look a little bit gayish. The fact that it’s such a bad fit, and a bad look, tips the scale back to straight.
DLIF .. damnn
Great!