Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: The Best Dicks of 2011

He’s got a huge rod, and he knows how to use it! Watch him in action, and you’ll see that he has all the right tools to satisfy a hungry hole! We were practically finger-banging ourselves watching him pound that bottom! You’ll wish he were deep inside of you by the end of this post!

That’s basically the premise of every Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post from the past year. We didn’t realize how redundant we sounded until we went back and read through the ten most popular entries. Is your hole feeling hungry? Here are the best dicks of 2011.

– Dewitt

Click through to find out who made the cut:

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10. SOLOMON:

We wrote: “Solomon‘s got a big goofy smile that’ll make your heart melt. There’s a very welcoming quality to his photographs, as if he’s going to swoop in when you’re having a bad day, wrap his huge arms around you and assure you that everything will be alright. And then he’d punch you in the face.”

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9. COLBY KELLER:

We wrote: “Have you ever actually watched one of Colby’s scenes? We don’t care if you’re not ‘into’ porn. You need to watch this guy in action, if not only to see how a true top fucks another man’s ass. You see, he’s not just going through the motions. He really knows how to pleasure and completely satisfy a hungry hole.”

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8. TOM WOLFE:

We wrote: “You don’t even need to see Tom Wolfe‘s dick to think to yourself ‘Fuck me now’. Frankly, it’s more about his overall masculine aura, or the way he uses it when he’s pounding the hell out of a hungry bottom. If you wind up furiously finger-banging yourself by the end of this post, don’t say we didn’t warn you.”

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7. DONNY WRIGHT:

We wrote: “Say hello to gay porn’s latest sensation Donny Wright. More accurately, say hello to his penis, because you’ll likely spend most of 2011 wishing it was inside of you.”

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6. KEVIN CROWS:

We wrote: “It’s incredible that we haven’t featured Kevin in our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series prior to now, since he easily has one of the best dicks in the industry. And, boy oh boy, does he know how to use it!”

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5. BEAU WARNER:

We wrote: “The last time Randy Blue brought us a huge bodybuilder with a great dick, he turned out to be a raging power bottom. We’re okay with that. However, when it comes to their newest model Beau Warner, we’d really like to see those pendulum-like balls bouncing against someone’s taint… And by someone, we mean Nicco Sky.”

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4. JUSTIN MASTERS:

We wrote: “Ten by seven inches. That’s how much Justin Masters is packing in his trousers (if you believe the measurements provided by his cameraman). All we know is that it’s fucking huge, and frankly enough? There’s something oddly unexpected about this when it flops out for the big reveal.”

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3. SHAY MICHAELS:

We wrote: “We were squirming in our desk chairs as he buried his face in Logan Scott‘s hulking muscle butt. You can tell he’s one of those guys who really enjoys eating ass, as he spits on that hairy hole and gets it all wet. We probably shouldn’t admit this, but there may or may have not been a point where we screamed at our computer screens, ‘Get inside me already!'”

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2. RYAN STACK:

We wrote: “Ryan Stack could easily play the lead in some crappy romantic comedy. Women everywhere would drag their husbands and boyfriends to see this movie, and those very same men would leave the theater questioning their sexuality (and general purpose in life). That’s how fucking hot he is. In all honesty, we’re not even sure this is an exaggeration… His accent alone is enough to make our holes twitch, and that warm smile has us ready to climb on top and let him do whatever he wants to our bodies.”

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1. PADDY O’BRIAN / PATRICK O’BRIEN:

We wrote: “Paddy’s got a deliciously thick cock with a mushroom head, and it’d feel pretty damn glorious probing in and out of your hungry hole. We love the contrast of his pretty boy facial features with the natural hair below the waist. Ugh, you don’t know the things we’d do to run our tongues down that treasure trail! But you probably know what we’d do once we get there…”

EDITOR’S NOTE: He clearly earned the top spot. A second Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post written about his shaft took eighth place in our countdown. We omitted it to make room for Solomon, since Paddy only had one dick (unfortunately).

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• The Best Asses of 2011
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