The ten mouth-watering members on our Best Dicks of 2012 list each fall into one of three categories—long, thick or attached to an insanely handsome man. More often than not, they cover more than one of those bases, so you might want to lube yourself in anticipation before scrolling through.
Who do you think took this year’s title? Was it scruffy, tattooed hipster Ethan Ever? The world’s sexiest fake bartender ever, Christian Wilde? Or is it possible that gay-for-pay mega-star Paddy O’Brian‘s shaft was so irresistible that he won for his second year in a row? Get ready to find out!
– Dewitt
Click through to see the ten best dicks of 2012:
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10. RYLAN SHAW:
We wrote: “Oh, Rylan Shaw! I’ve seen you bottom so much lately that it’s be more accurate to call this a Cock-A-Doodle I Want To Do You post. Nevertheless, your dick is a (rather large) work of art, and it’d be a shame if we didn’t recognize that undisputed fact on Manhunt Daily.”
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9. BROCK COOPER:
We wrote: “What you need to know is that Brock Cooper has a decently long, quite thick, uncut cock. We were drooling as soon as we laid our eyes on it, and we imagine you’ll have a similar reaction (though it might involve more pre-cum).”
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8. SHAWN:
We wrote: “Shawn apparently didn’t realize he was well-hung, until he gained the nickname ‘King Kong Dong’ from his old buddies. It’s not exactly rocket science to figure out where that nickname came from. His shaft hangs pretty low when he’s flaccid, topped off with a pretty substantial mushroom head. We’d swallow that monster. How about you?”
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7. JAMES JAMESSON:
We wrote: “Self-proclaimed pansexual porn star James Jamesson has a new solo on Next Door Male! This gives us a perfect opportunity to talk about the various ways in which his cock is perfect, including but not limited to the girth, length, mushroom head, veins, shaved tight sack and firmness.”
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6. JACK HALL:
We wrote: “You’re going to flip your shit when you see Jack Hall‘s dick. He’s packing nine thick inches of uncut meat, and they look even more intimidating on his compact frame. I say “intimidating” in the sense that he’d have to be very patient about working that monster into my ass. For those of you more talented in the anal arena, this would be the equivalent of another regular ol’ Sunday night.”
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5. CHRISTIAN WILDE:
We wrote: “You’re fucking with me that we haven’t written about Christian Wilde since April, right? The man is fucking gorgeous. We should be stalking him and writing daily updates about his every move! Not really, because that’d be weird and gross, but the fact remains that we’d kill (an ant, accidentally) to get him inside of us.”
BONUS: See a clip of Christian in NakedSword‘s Truck over here.
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4. SEAN LAWRENCE:
We wrote: “Does Britney Spears know that MenAtPlay is using her song ‘(Drop Dead) Beautiful’ in the trailer for one of their latest scene? Would she even care once she laid her eyes on Sean Lawrence‘s beautiful blue eyes and enormous uncut cock? Probably not.”
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3. DYLAN AYRES:
We wrote: “Dylan Ayres has one of the most impressive dicks our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me feature has seen since Sean Xavier, so I would have gone through anything to share these pictures with you. He also embodies the same “boyish good looks” aesthetic that made Brent Corrigan a household name (in very gay households where the inhabitants watch a lot of gay porn).”
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2. ETHAN EVER:
We wrote: “There isn’t a single inch of Ethan’s package that I wouldn’t worship to my best ability. I’d slide my mouth down that shaft as far as possible, until there was water running from my eyes. I’d stick those balls in my mouth, lick ‘em, tug on ‘em, tongue his taint, lick from there to the tip of his rod… Hell, I might even consider swallowing. And I don’t do that for just anyone.”
BONUS: You might also enjoy Ethan’s second Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post (as seen here). If you combined the totals from both posts, Ethan would technically be this year’s winner. Other recommended posts include “You All Secretly Love Ethan Ever’s Huge Dick” and “Dewitt’s Weekend of Big Cocks: Ethan Ever“.
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1. PADDY O’BRIAN:
We wrote: “And now it’s time to introduce a man who needs no introduction! Most of you are already familiar with gay-for-pay porn star Paddy O’Brian, especially given the fact that he’s appeared twice in our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series, earned the title of Best Dick of 2011 and secured first place as (one of) The Sexiest Men of 2011.
“On this lovely Sunday morning, we bring you Paddy’s highly-anticipated scene with 2012′s best newcomer Jimmy Fanz. It seems that Paddy has learned a lot about fucking arses since his first few attempts, because he is giving Jimmy the business like there’s no tomorrow. Am I the only one who loves the sweat dripping down his body, as he drills Jimmy deep and hard? Stupid question! I know I’m not the only one.”
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HONORABLE MENTION:
Pierced DILF Dean Rogers was literally ONE page view away from beating Rylan Shaw for the number ten spot. I actually got really excited a few weeks ago when I realized he’d made it into the top ten, but alas, he fell behind at the very last minute… Maybe the bukkake scene had something to do with his loss?
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PREVIOUSLY…
• Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: The Best Dicks of 2011
• Now Presenting: 2012’s Manhunt Man of The Year
• Straight Guys Are Gay: The Hottest Heteros of 2012
• Manhunt Daily Wood: The (Other) Sexiest Men of 2012
• Now Presenting: The Hottest Cock Sluts of 2012
• Quickie: Are These The Sexiest Men of 2012?
• Now Presenting: The 2012 Flip-Fucker of The Year
• Now Presenting: The 2012 “Get Inside Me Now” Award
• The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By 2012
• Flashback Friday: 2012’s Sexiest Men From Before 2012
• Everything Butt: The Best Asses of 2012
• Josh Long: 2012’s Best Human Being
• Vinny Castillo: 2012’s Most Boner-Worthy Straight Guy
• The 50 Most Searchable Men of 2012
• The Locker Room: The Sexiest Athletes of 2012
• Everything Butt: The Best Holes of 2012
• Charlie Harding Is 2012’s Best Butt-Muncher
• Twink Tank: The Best & Sluttiest Boys of 2012
• Underwear Drawer: The Best Briefs, Jocks & Such of 2012
• Woof Alert: The Hottest Hairy Men of 2012
• Celebrity Skin: The Best Naked Male Celebs of 2012
• Popular Demand: The Top 100 Posts of 2011
Where’s Jarek’s from SC?
Where’s Jarek’s from SC?
Without a doubt Paddy O’Brian gets my vote on every level. Extremely handsome, clean cut, NO tattoos, gorgeous well dimensioned cock, manly facial features, just the right amount of body hair, gorgeous ass (haven’t seen his ass, but I am sure it is the epitome of perfection) and all in all anyone would be deliriously proud to have him on their arm.
As far as big cocks go, Dylan Ayres gets my vote, cute kid, nice body, NO tattoos and hung like a mule.
How could Dean Rogers be literally ONE page view away from beating Rylan Shaw for tenth place? Wouldn’t he require at least two page views to beat tenth place?If Dean really did need just one more page view to beat Rylan, that would mean the two were tied at tenth and should have been listed as such. Or maybe I just don’t know the secret formula for determining the best cocks of 2012.
I do, however, find it disappointing that there is not a single black or Hispanic man on the list. After all, we saw some awe-inspiring cock that should have found a place on the top ten. As has been pointed out before, Manhunt readers just love their white boys.
Another year of NOTHING BUT WHITE GUYS. Hmmm. I’m sure you don’t MEAN to be racist, but it’s a little disconcerting.
I would gladly let any one of these me pound me deep, but if I have my druthers, I like Jack Hall and Dylan Ayres. Cum on guys, let me have it!
I would gladly let any one of these me pound me deep, but if I have my druthers, I like Jack Hall and Dylan Ayres. Cum on guys, let me have it!
Dylan Ayres has it all and that huge, uncut specimen is awesome with fairly nice hangers. WOW!
I agree. All the beautiful brown men out there with dicks that would put these boys to shame, and not ONE? Makes ya wonder . . . .
I agree. All the beautiful brown men out there with dicks that would put these boys to shame, and not ONE? Makes ya wonder . . . .
Best dick by what? lenght, thicknes, how they perform with it – wonder how Paddy got on the list, and you could put at least his non photoshop dick …There are way beter cocks in the busines than those…
Completely agree with you! He’s adorable when you can’t see his cock. When you add that uncut beauty in, he becomes irresistible. YUM!!!
Before you guys go getting your manties all in a twist, realize that this list is based on POPULARITY…number of page views for their respective posts. This list is NOT an editorial statement on Dewitt’s part. He DOES feature men of color on this blog regularly, but those posts simply aren’t as popular with the blog’s readership and do not generate the number of hits to be included on this list. A charge of “racism” implies intent to discriminate, and I don’t think that you can support that. Lighten up.
Before you guys go getting your manties all in a twist, realize that this list is based on POPULARITY…number of page views for their respective posts. This list is NOT an editorial statement on Dewitt’s part. He DOES feature men of color on this blog regularly, but those posts simply aren’t as popular with the blog’s readership and do not generate the number of hits to be included on this list. A charge of “racism” implies intent to discriminate, and I don’t think that you can support that. Lighten up.
Before you guys go getting your manties all in a twist, realize that this list is based on POPULARITY…number of page views for their respective posts. This list is NOT an editorial statement on Dewitt’s part. He DOES feature men of color on this blog regularly, but those posts simply aren’t as popular with the blog’s readership and do not generate the number of hits to be included on this list. A charge of “racism” implies intent to discriminate, and I don’t think that you can support that. Lighten up.
wait, so it’s racist if a black or hispanic dude didn’t make ONE list of hot porn stars on ONE site? gimme a fuckin break…if this was all determined by how many hits these guys write ups got, then yeah, it’s obvious this site caters to some with certain tastes. maybe some of us are just into “NOTHING BUT WHITE GUYS”, doesn’t make anyone racist. such an easy fuckin word to throw around when having a tantrum, huh? anyone bitching and moaning about the lack of diversity on any of the ethnic-specific porn sites? NO – and that’s what they are there for.
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maybe j. harvey and dewitt can compile their own “favourite 10 dicks of 2012” list, then.
by definition, this list certainly won’t be dependent on total page views (which, by itself, isn’t necessarily an accurate indicator of popularity/desirability but, at the very least, curiosity).
i can separate the predilections of the bloggers’ from the readers’…
…but it is still disconcerting, as a not-white person, to know there is not a single not-eurocentric-looking person in what is essentially a compilation of “whom we feel are the most attractive people.”
please try to empathize with at least that much.