Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: The Best Gay Porn Dicks Of 2014

Several of the men I’ve considered for our “Get Inside Me Now” award have also made it onto today’s top ten list of 2014’s most popular Cock-A-Doodle Do Me entries. I’m not sure what to make of that development! I suppose, in a way, that makes this list a combination of the best dicks and the best tops. I’ve got my own opinions about who falls into which category—and, yes, quite a few of them fit both—but you’ll have to wait until next Monday to hear all those details.

(See last year’s list here.)

For now, let’s give a round of applause to Rocco Steele and his massive 10 x 7 inch meat. He brought in enough traffic to become the best dick of 2014, proving once and for all that I’m not the only person obsessively pining over his penis. Rocco had a pretty solid lead over Rogan Richards and Edu Boxer, so his placement here is kind of undeniable. The people have spoken! And they would all like to slide down balls deep on that ridiculously long, ridiculously thick shaft. All of them.

Curious to see who else made the list? Scroll on down to find out!

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Raging Stallion

Take a look at the best Cock-A-Doodle Do Me posts of 2014 below:

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10. CHRISTIAN WILDE:

We wrote: “If you’re the type of person who fast-forwards through foreplay, then you’re gonna love this one! The clip starts off with Christian jerking off in the driver’s seat of his car. Fuzzy mechanic Jimmy walks in on him, and without a moment of hesitation, Christian tears a hole in the back of his uniform and starts fucking him. No sucking. No rimming. No kissing. No cheesy dialogue exchange. Christian doesn’t waste a single second before diving into 2013′s undisputed ‘Butthole of The Year‘.”

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9. TRENTON DUCATI:

We wrote: “Trenton’s passion in this scene is right up there with some of his best performances. He’s aggressive and verbal in all the right ways, and you can see his passion with every kiss, lick, thrust and bead of sweat forming on his body. This isn’t your typical phoned-in, mechanical ‘going through the motions’ bullshit. There’s a genuine sexual connection here, and it’s blatantly clear when you take into account Shawn’s moans, body language and equally intense energy.”

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8. ESTEBAN ORIVE:

We wrote: “If you pay close attention to Esteban’s work, you’ll notice that he possesses an awareness for exactly what his bottoms want from him. Witness the difference between his clips with John Rodriguez and Doriano from Tim Tales. He seems like he shows no mercy on John’s hole, thrusting into him as fast as his hips can move. With Doriano, however, his movements are slow and sensual, only picking up speed when his partner’s about to cum.”

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7. COLBY KELLER:

We wrote: “The next time someone asks me how I like to get fucked, I’m just going to send them this video of Colby Keller with Levi Michaels. It speaks for itself! Start off by passionately burying your tongue between my cheeks. When I’m all wet and ready to go, don’t even say a word—put me in the position and make it clear you’re going to own my ass. Slide in. Vary your pace between slower thrusts and fast, jackhammer drilling that makes me moan uncontrollably.”

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6. EDDY ADAMS:

We wrote: “It just occurred to me that we’ve written multiple posts signaling the ‘return‘ of Eddy Adams‘ ridiculously thick 9×8 inch cock, as if he’s traveled the globe and whipped it out on multiple farewell tours like Cher. The truth is, Eddy’s cock never went anywhere! It’s just that, well, we don’t get to feast our eyes on it as often as we’d like. It’s truly a work of art, and we’re surprised he hasn’t been called upon to film scenes beyond Dirty Tony and All-American Heroes.”

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5. AUSTIN WOLF:

We wrote: “Speaking of “dominant tops“, we need to take a moment to discuss Austin Wolf. There was a point where I thought he was a magnificently talented top with big strong arms and a drop-to-your-knees air of authority. After watching the trailer for his latest scene with hungry bottom pop Ian Parker, however, I’m kind of convinced he might be the best top in the entire gay porn industry (if not the whole world and every single world that might exist in the universe).”

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4. KRIS EVANS:

We wrote: “While we’re on the topic of incredible cum shots, let’s take a moment to chat about the load Kris Evans blew onto Marcel Gassion‘s ass on Bel Ami this week. Kris is usually pretty reliable when it comes to jizz, being extraordinarily beautiful and having a dick every motherfucker on this planet wants to ride, so you can imagine my surprise when I discovered he’s never been included in the Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series.”

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3. EDU BOXER:

We wrote: “From a purely physical standpoint, Edu’s got all the right factors to make any bottom boy weak in the knees. His beefy muscle daddy physique is covered with a nice coating of fur, leading down to a perfectly-sized uncut cock that’s bound to hit all the right spots. His eyes pierce through your soul and say, ‘Hey, soul! I’m going to make the dude you’re inhabiting my bitch for the night, and he’s going to love it.’“

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2. ROGAN RICHARDS:

We wrote: “The combination of Rogan’s aggressive, take-charge attitude and Scott’s submissive enthusiasm makes for an explosive dynamic, in which both performers barely have to utter a single word to communicate what they want from one another. This is what true sexual chemistry looks like. Period.”

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1. ROCCO STEELE:

We wrote: “Those of you who follow gay porn closely might already be familiar with Rocco Steele from previous bareback scenes he’s filmed with Joseph Rough, Armond Rizzo, David Lambert and Draven Torres. He’s slated to fuck Brian Bonds in an upcoming fourway for Raging Stallion, and if you think you can handle this inked muscle daddy’s 10 x 7 inch monster cock, you can be a consenting adult and hire him for his time through Rentboy.”

EDITOR’S NOTE: The first part of Rocco’s scene with Brian Bonds can (finally) be viewed on Raging Stallion. Watch a clip here and look our for our review, which will be available for your reading pleasure shortly after the second half is released on their site.

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