Give up, every other porn star in existence! The world has seen Colby Keller and Johnny Rapid having sex with one another, and you are officially screwed (and not in the way you’re used to getting screwed). Nothing, literally nothing, can compare to the combined powers of Colby’s dick and Johnny’s enchanted man-taint. Nothing, literally nothing, is better than the way Colby works his shaft into Johnny’s ass. Nothing, literally, nothing, can beat the sight of Colby pressing Johnny’s leg onto his chest while the following line is delivered: “Yeah, you fuck me like the dirty little slut I am, huh? Gimme that dick, professor.”
At this point, is there a reason for anyone else to have sex on film? Every porn scene, from now on, should feature Colby Keller as a pervy professor and Johnny Rapid as the horny student he stalks and (eventually) fucks. We’re all just wasting our time looking for a superior pairing! Nothing, literally nothing, can exceed the greatness of Colby Keller and Johnny Rapid.
– Dewitt
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I literally LOL’d at his pained expression as if there is ANY tread left on the tire..
Until Colby has a shave, preferably clippers his pubes (you know, just a tidy up) and gets an effing’ haircut (seriously, the dude needs a make over) he will do absolutely NOTHING for me. Because he has the body, so…
Colby looks so handsome in his tie and shirt. I just wanna jump on him and rip that shit off.
Johnny is just awesome..I can see him retiring in another 2-3 years. Then, he can be my boyfriend. LOL
Seriously, enough of this Colby. He’s not the least bit appealing. Why do I constantly see him on here?
Because the majority of gay men love him.. I know I do. You can all have the perfect carbon copy clone boys and the rail thin twinks.. I’ll gladly take the more natural guys who have an actual personality like Colby.
Best comment ever on any post in the history of Manhunt Daily.
There is no more to say. We can all leave now.
It’s cute that you think your advice matters to someone who’s perfectly fine and lusted after on an hourly basis. Did you ever think that maybe people LIKE Colby for all the things you’d change about him?
Johnny Rapid is a hottie!!!!!!!!!!! Would love to meet him
I think Colby might be a little too manly for some of the guys on this site. I’d rather see a muscular man with facial and body hair than some of the hairless, pasty white boys…
Welllll… It’s stopping me liking him, when I really could.
And what those other people like means nothing to me, so no I did not think that :/
Cool! So you’re just being selfish by telling Colby to change various aspects of his physical appearance to please you.
That reminds me of a guy I went on a date with who, within the first few seconds, told me to shave, get a haircut and obtain a pair of contacts if I wanted people to find me attractive. It felt great to hear that! Really.
Yes I am, if other people like it, thats fine. If they don’t… well I dont think about that.
p.s. I hope the rest of your date went ok.
Ha! I’m sorry I’m being such a cunt to you. I’ve just seen so many comments like this recently, and you’re taking the brunt of my frustration.
(If you prefer Colby cleaned-up, you might enjoy his earlier work with Randy Blue.)
As for the date? It was the worst date of my life, but I still wound up fucking him (at some ungodly hour of the morning when all I wanted to do was sleep).
getting alittle boring with both of them
Meh… Just remember that there’s no real emotion or tone in the written word, just how it’s perceived.
I’m actually having a giggle, so put tongue in cheek and then re-read the conversation.
As for your date… atleast you got a shot off 🙂
I hate this sentiment so much because it is stupid.
A guy can top in 1,000 scenes and no one will ever say. “please, like he can even feel anything with that dick anymore, it’s been in everything.”
I get it, when bottoms are popular in porn then they obviously have blown-out, loose, battered, chapped holes…we’ll just ignore the genuine anatomy of the sphincter or how much sex men who bottom have in their regular lives.
Johnny Rapid is in a lot of scenes so he’s just a walking mine shaft that the world is in danger of falling inside of….Which, I just realized, I’m okay with. I love Johnny’s hole.
THANK YOU.
People need to accept you for who you are or just walk away Dewitt because they are not worth your time or energy.
joke n. 1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement.
Thank you ic! At east someone here doesn’t have sand in her cavernous Man-gina, but I guess if the shoe store fits might as well shove that up there too.
I don’t get the bitching below. This is like the fucking hottest thing ever.