The exact kind of audit you pray for
when you get a letter from the IRS. 

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Tis the season, right guys? I’ve got my appointment with my tax guy next Monday where I find out how much I gotta cough up this year.  Apparently, though, cam model Tex Davidson isn’t as astute about his filing practices (despite doing well enough to have what looks like a full bar in his home) and an auditor shows up at his house to go over his assets:

Tex Davidson whips out his huge cock for a live webcam show, then pumps it up. He’s interrupted by a knock at the door—agent Eric Nero needs to conduct an inspection for a home office deduction. Tex is happy to show off how he works, sliding his meat out and putting it back in his cock pump. “You wanna try it?” asks Tex. “I don’t need to,” offers Eric, his monster cock soon staring Tex in the face. “Damn, Mr. Taxman! You got a big ol’ dick!” Tex sucks it deep, Eric’s big balls drooping over his pants. Tex looks up, his beard rubbed by Eric—who then fucks his face. Eric worships Tex’s beast, the two soon kissing as their scruff touches.

 

I mean. I’m reasonably sure I could avoid an audit if Eric Nero was the one showing up to inspect my workspaces. I would probably use a lot of these same tactics, including putting that massive dick in my mouth as quickly as possible. Wow:

 

 

I honestly didn’t know “cam model” paid as well as it apparently does. I may be in the wrong line of work. Ignore the dicks for a second (we’ll come back to the dicks) and look at the surroundings here! Are these marble floors?!

 

 

That… seems… like a lot of real estate for jackin it on cam. What’s the literal opposite of Lurid Digs.  Now let’s look at the dicks:

 

 

MAN. Eric Nero is just. I hate to play favorites, but that is my FAVORITE penis type right there. That is just… just perfection. I don’t know what else to say:

 

 

Click to zoom for extra delicious amazingness. A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Wow.

You can watch all of the tax inspecting goodness here.

 

– tyler