‘Date Night’ Is Getting Pretty Hot

As if the prospect of a movie with Tina Fey and Steve Carrell wasn't enough, the cast of the upcoming film Date Night has gotten too hot to handle. Let's start from the very beginning, a very good place to start.

• Mark Wahlberg: Sure, he's occasionally a little douche-tastic, but I've been wanting to bang this dude since his days with the Funky Bunch. It seems like he only gets hotter over time…
• Common: Homophobic lyrics? Check. Reputation for being on the down low? Check two. We're pretty sure we could find a way to work out this sexy rapper's self-hating homo frustrations. We'd have him seeing "The Light".
• Mark Ruffalo: I have to confess that Mark is my number one celebrity crush. This occurred to me around the time of that Eternal Sunshine underwear scene. In all honesty, I'd choose him over anyone in a battle of  "Who Would You Rather?". He's the epitome of a sexy man over 40!
• James Franco: I could just sum this up by saying one word–Milk. But there's more to Mr. Franco than his porn-stache. He stole our hearts with his suave performance as Harry Osborn in Spider Man (until he went all evil), and he even made that awful remake of The Wicker Man with Nicolas Cage bearable for a few seconds.

If those four reasons aren't enough to get you excited, the film will also feature Mila Kunis, Ray Liotta, Leighton Meester, Taraji P. Henson, Kristen Wiig and Jimmi Simpson.

– Dewitt