Despite The Mortification His Son Must Feel, This Might Be The Coolest Dad Ever

Did you ever talk with your dad about your fapping habits when you were a kid? All together – “FUCK NO!” Yeah, me neither. Which is why this piece on Reddit (by way of Unicorn Booty) almost made me tear up. Almost, cuz’ ultimately it’s about whacking off and there’s very little sentimentality in that activity. I don’t think I’m the only guy out there who feels what I like to call “the after-shame” where as soon as you nut, you feel like a complete and total pervert for abusing your body that way. I’m seeing a therapist, no worries.

Anyway, this guy was asked by his teenager to take a look at his computer and realized his kid was all-porn, all the time back there in his room. Who wasn’t at that age? Hell, we’re a porn blog – we encourage you snapping the carrot well into your old age.

Dad decided not to ignore the issue and told the kid in a letter that he’s not doing anything wrong and that he’s proud of him.. Awwww. I think the pride part of that was in a general sort of way. *ahem*

My only issue with this is that the guy made it public, but it looked like he did so to find out if he made the right choice. But if the kids at school ever find out…

You can read the whole text after the break, but is anyone else really glad it’s 2012 and cool people have kids? Can you imagine the lessening of the guilt and shame over sexuality (whether gay or straight) if one of your parentals told you right off the bat when you were a kid that you weren’t bad for jacking it? I might not be seeing that therapist!

– J. Harvey (via Unicorn Booty and Reddit)

I want to start out by saying that I love ya and I’m not trying to embarrass you. Before you do anything else click the star in the upper right hand corner of internet explorer which is already pulled up and then click back on the icon to the right of the skype symbol in your toolbar to pull this page back up. —————————————> That history is the reason that you got that scamware and all the other crap on your computer. I want to tell you that it’s ok. Listen, I was 13 once too and it wasn’t so long ago that I don’t remember. I’m not mad or anything. It’s life and I did it too. I just want you to know that most of those sites are places that can and will ruin your computer. You were actually lucky that it only did what it did. There are viruses and other scamware that can completly ruin a computer and I can’t afford to buy you another 1800 dollar machine because you went to a site that fried it.

There are sites that are completely safe and you can go on them and not have your computer turned into a piece of junk. You can go to these sites and not screw up your computer. Don’t click on any links taking you to other sites and please only go to these. Ninty percent of porn sites have crap that can brick a computer.

www.pornmd.com, www.pornhub.com, www.xvideos.com, www.xhamster.com, www.beeg.com

Listen, I won’t tell your mom and I’m not gonna make a big deal out of this. In fact I’m not gonna make any size deal out of it. If you don’t wanna talk about it that’s fine and I completely understand. I’ve been on this earth three times as long as you and there’s nothing you have done or will do that I haven’t done before. If you want to completely ignore this ever happened then I can and will do that too. Please don’t act awkward around me because of this. You have nothing to be embarrassed about. I just can’t have an 1800 dollar machine turned into a brick because you haven’t learned where to go on the internet. I’m not going to put a child lock on your computer or punish you in any way because as I said you did nothing wrong. I would like you to not be back here so much though. You literally spend all of your time back here. I’d like to see you more often. I like doing stuff with you and miss it.

I love you and I couldn’t be more proud of you.