Dewitt’s New Favorite Video: Firefighter With Kitten And Tequila

Dewitt likes things like cock, and kitties, and beefy, bearded gentlemen and rainbows and big hairy muscle asses. And booze! And I assume he likes firefighters. Cuz’ everyone likes firefighters. If you don’t like firefighters, you should just leave. He’s really going to like this video.

Sauza Tequila has a new ad and their marketing people are whip-smart because it combines liquor, a hot firefighter and an adorable kitten. This makes me want to go “aw”, get drunk and fap at the same time. I’ll remove the kitten before I fap cuz’ that’s just wrong.

– J. Harvey (via Towleroad)

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739 thoughts on “Dewitt’s New Favorite Video: Firefighter With Kitten And Tequila

  1. Hot glue.

    Just kidding…you should never hot glue a cat. It’s hell to get out of their fur.

  2. GREAT! I am gonna try that drink, just wish I had a HOT firefighter and kitten to share it with. ;(

  3. That was absolutely brilliant. And absolutely hysterical. It was really really hard telling who the actual star was: the kitten or the hot guy. I’m leaning more towards the kitten.

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