Did Topher DiMaggio Secretly Lose His Ass Virginity For Andrew Christian?

We don’t usually print anonymous tips, but this one was too juicy to pass up on! An unnamed reader e-mailed us last night to reveal that popular gay porn star Topher DiMaggio (allegedly) prepared for his upcoming “Top To Bottom” scene by (allegedly) getting gangbanged over and over again on the set of Andrew Christian‘s new holiday-themed video “The Night Before“.

“He was very nervous about his MEN.COM scene! When the director called ‘cut’, he bent over one of the bar stools, pulled down his pink briefs and spread open his cheeks for everyone to gaze adoringly at his virgin pucker. He was begging his costars for cock, and obviously, they all gave it to him! They got into a single file line and took turns using him. He was going crazy and begging for more!”

Our source claims that Andrew Christian‘s fashionable briefs, jockstraps and long johns had a seemingly mystical effect on the models, as they lost all inhibitions and took turns riding Topher like Santa rides his sleigh. Is it possible that something like this happen to you if you donned a pair of Andrew Christian underwear? Perhaps!

“Anyone who knows Topher is aware he’s a total top,” our source continued. “This was completely out of character for him, and I don’t think it would have happened if he weren’t wearing a design by Andrew Christian! It was like the style brought out his inner freak, you know? He was down to fuck the moment he put those briefs on, and everyone knew it.”

Again, we have no idea if there’s any truth to this story, but it might explain why Topher looked so uncomfortable with his boyfriend Lance Luciano‘s cock up his ass. He was just acting! Like a true master of the craft, he wanted to maintain the illusion that his hole had never been penetrated before his “Top To Bottom” debut. We should give him a round of applause for looking so convincing! We really believed that he didn’t like being fucked at all. In retrospect, that was so foolish of us…

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Andrew Christian

Watch the prelude to Topher DiMaggio’s secret gangbang below:

The Night Before

The Night Before

The Night Before

The Night Before

Grab these undies for yourself (or a special someone) at ANDREW CHRISTIAN.

_______________________________________________________________________________

YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE…

463 thoughts on “Did Topher DiMaggio Secretly Lose His Ass Virginity For Andrew Christian?

  1. Enough about Topher. Who is the greek god in that last photo and when I finally meet him, should I wear all white?

  2. Those ANdrew Christian videos get cheesier every time.
    The first one with the painting was cute, and it went downhill from there.
    Also WTF is that music?

    ANdrew christian himself looks like a rather creepy guy – sort of a mix between pimp extraordinaire David Forest and Madame duckface Lucas…Ewww

  3. OK, That was pretty fun. Seriously one of the best promos i think I’ve seen in a long long time!

  4. I used to buy AC underwear all the time (and shirts, and shorts.) I haven’t bought any of it in over a year. I like underwear, and I like porn, but I don’t want the clothing I wear to be promoted by the porn industry. It’s just so cheesy and desperate.

  5. Wow, What a great venue to get your product out…With great models, and a pretty good song….Gay men should know how to dance and follow some choreography, this was a sad attempt for gay company…Come on men, learn how to produce a better visual….

  6. cute video but the quote I think was just a commercial by Andrew Christian, rather than a quote about what may or may not have happened lol

  7. Dewitt will you marry me? Seriously your posts always put a smile on my face and a perk in my pants but this one had me laughing out loud. And the video is sexy and the boys cute, though I loved the muppert drag queen.

  8. Pretty much what I would have expected from an AC video: hot guys and cheesy bad music. But the fact that they were kissing under holly instead of mistletoe was a total boner killer.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.