Whip that wang, Protest Guy! Cock is ALWAYS in fashion. Tax evaders and future jailbirds Dolce & Gabanna unintentionally debuted the latest trend for summer at their Milan runway show. NUDITY. A German protester rushed the runway wearing nothing but socks and exquisite red loafers. He was obviously protesting snack foods, because dude had a tight booty. His only misstep was not bringing his rod to full fruition. If you’re gonna make a statement, you need the exclamation point!
Here’s a description of the incident from some dude at GQ:
“While the designers come out for their bow and turn to walk backstage, from down the other end of the runway a guy rips off his clothes. (Not sure if it was breakaway suit or what.) Full freeball. Says nothing anyone can understand and just kind of zig zags up the runway before the first security guard tries to cut him off. Maneuvers a little but turns back and that’s when four guards create a perimeter to block his junk and he’s taken away. Fashion community says ‘huh.’”
Don’t act so jaded. Someone real finally infiltrated your pretentious kingdom. Celebrate it, fucker.
Check out pics of the streaker, and video of his debut below (he runs out at 1:14).
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That video totally made me laugh. The announcer guy was intense haha.
It certainly seems that the crowd was far more excited for the nude guy than for the fashion. I totally get that.