The internet is a dark, dark place, mama. 

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Johnny Bravo was a cartoon on the Cartoon Network in the mid/late 90s that centered around the adventures of Johnny, a “muscular, boorish, and dimwitted self-proclaimed womanizer with a pompadour hairstyle,” who talked like Elvis and was constantly trying to fuck things. Think Pepe Le Pew, but blonde and a dude instead of a skunk.  Although he was always chasing women in the series, I don’t recall any gratuitous nudity or sex depicted in the show, but that doesn’t seem to have stopped people’s imaginations in the time since it aired.

Remember when I made Powdered Toast Man weird? Get ready for sommma that:

 

 

 

I can’t defend or explain this at all. But I will admit to finding at least two of these legitimately arousing.

 

Your move, Mr. Bravo.

 

– tyler